A series of random, punny texts with the one and only Christopher Bang... enjoy~ 🤙🏼😉
Channie
Why did the chicken cross the road?You
I don't knowChannie
To get to the idiot's houseYou
?Channie
Knock knockYou
Who's there?Channie
The chickenYou
...Wow
Channie
Did you get it?You
Yes Chan, I'm not an idiotChannie
The chicken begs to differ|You left the chat|
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Channie
What did the ocean say
to the other ocean?You
IdkChannie
Nothing, it just wavedYou
-_-Channie
Did you sea what I did there?You
NoChannie
I'm shore you didYou
I hate youChannie
Don't be such a beachYou
—__—Channie
Water are you saying?You
You should get out more oftenChannie
Whale then...Someone's being a bit crabby
You
How can I get you to stop?Channie
I shrimply don't understand
what the problem isYou
Maybe I shell tell you in
words that you understandThis is getting out of sand
Channie
I think you're being shellfishYou
I could gill you right nowChannie
But I'm not even fin-ished yetYou
You're a pain in the bassChannie
You're the one giving me g-reefYou
Clam we just stop now?Channie
Ok, how about I come over
to your house for Netflix and Krill?
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Stray Kids Imagines
FanficBegan: 2nd September 2018 • One Shots • Reactions • Texts • Dating Game Stories