Any: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Scully: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Hitchcock: Then you're poisonous, you idiot!
Gina: What if it bites itself and I die?
Amy: That's voodoo.
Rosa: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Amy: That's corralation, not causation.
Charles: What if we bite eachother, and neither of us die?
Jake: That's kinky ;)
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incorrect brooklyn nine-nine quotes
Randomyeah so i've seen these incorrect quote books going around so i'm gonna do one. also i got most of these off of incorrectquotesideas on tumblr!