Jake: [nudges Amy awake]
Amy: What's wrong?
Jake: Hey, do you like me?
Amy: Jake, I married you.
Jake: Yes, but did you marry me as a friend or, like, a partner? Unclear.
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incorrect brooklyn nine-nine quotes
Randomyeah so i've seen these incorrect quote books going around so i'm gonna do one. also i got most of these off of incorrectquotesideas on tumblr!