[Yahoo answers log]
Jake: Yahoo community, how do I put myself in a coma without killing myself and without permanent brain damage?
Jake: UPDATE: Lol, I don't want to die. I just want to go to sleep for, like, a month.
Jake: UPDATE 2: To all you idiots incapable of literacy, I didn't ask how to improve my current circumstances, I ASKED how to induce a coma.
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incorrect brooklyn nine-nine quotes
Randomyeah so i've seen these incorrect quote books going around so i'm gonna do one. also i got most of these off of incorrectquotesideas on tumblr!