incorrect brooklyn nine-nine quotes

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Jake: Who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Everyone:

Charles: I did it, I broke it.

Jake: No. No, you didn't. Hitchcock?

Hitchcock: Don't look at me, look at Terry.

Terry: What? I didn't break it.

Hitchcock: Huh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Terry: Because it's standing right in front of us and it's broken!

Hitchcock: Suspicious.

Terry: No, it's not.

Rosa: If it matters, probably not, Gina was the last one to use it.

Gina: Liar! I don't even drink that crap.

Rosa: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Gina: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Rosa!

Amy: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Jake.

Jake: No! Who broke it?

Terry: Scully has been awfully quiet...

Scully: Really? Oh my god!

[everyone arguing]

Jake, to the camera: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Jake: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.