incorrect brooklyn nine-nine quotes

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Jake: I've got a question for you. What's heavier, a kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers?

Jake: That's right, it's a kilogram of steel. Because steel is heavier than feathers.

[later]

Jake, concerned: What do you mean?

Terry: They're both a kilogram.

Jake: ...but steel's heavier than feathers.

Terry: I know. But they're both a kilogram.

Jake:

Jake: what...?

[Much later]

Jake, standing in front of a scale: That doesn't prove anything, I- Steel's heavier than feathers.

Amy: I know, but look. They're both a kilogram, right? So they're the same!

Jake: Can anyone look at the size of that, that's cheating!

Terry: No, Jake, they're the same weight!

Jake: ...but steel's heavier than feathers.

[Much, much later]

Jake: Charles, go on and tell them.

Charles: They're right. They're both a kilogram.

Jake: Oh, no! Not you, Charles!

Charles: What is it you don't get?

Jake, frustrated: I don't-

Amy, quietly: Are you alright?

Jake: I don't get it.

Terry: It's alright.

Amy: Hey, don't worry about it...

Jake, softly: I don't get it.