"MICHAEL!!!!!!!" Michael heard Jeremy screech from the bathroom. Michael sighed and rolled off the couch, "Coming." Michael wandered to the bathroom, "Jeremy wha-" Michael was cut off by seeing Jeremy almost in the sink and refusing to get on the floor. Michael raised an eyebrow in confusion, "Jeremy?" Jeremy looked over at Michael, "S p i d e r." Michael scanned the bathroom, "Where?" Jeremy shrugged, "On the ground!" Michael nodded, "I guessed that... But, are you willing to get out of the bathroom?" Jeremy shook his head. Michael sighed, "Come on." Jeremy shook his head again, "I am not getting on the ground with a spider crawling around!"
Michael picked up Jeremy, bridal style, and carried him out of the bathroom. Jeremy looked up at Michael, "Can you please.. Kill the spider?" Michael nodded, "Yeah. I can." Michael brought Jeremy to the couch, "Stay heere." Jeremy narrowed his eyes, "Did you just?" Michael grinned before heading to the bathroom.
*Time skip because.... Michael vs Spider :) Wink wonk... who do you think wins?*
Michael walked into the bathroom with a shoe in one hand. "Where are you?," Michael mumbled. Out of the corner of his eye he saw something move. Michael whipped around, "CAUGHT YA!!" But, When Michael turned around he saw the biggest spider he ever had seen.
Jeremy sat there, waiting for Michael to return. But, not to Jeremy's shock Michael came down the stairs repeating the word nope. "Michael... Are you o-" Before he could finish, Michael was pulling Jeremy out of the house. Michael turned to Jeremy once they were outside, "We are moving."
Bonus:
Michael and Jeremy drove to Christine's house, hoping she would have enough space to let them stay until they could find a new house. Christine answered the door.
"Jeremy! Michael! What are you guys doing here?" she asked, slightly confused.
"Spider," both boys said in unison. Christine suddenly had a determined look on her face. She ran to a back room, grabbed a boot, and walked out the door. Michael and Jeremy followed, watching in horror as she went into their house. She turned to them.
"Where is the demon spawn?" she asked coldly. Jeremy pointed to the bathroom. She marched in, rolling her sleeves up. The boys heard some slamming, screaming, and then Christine came out, carrying the spider in her hands. She placed him outside and faced her friends.
"Spider's gone," she said plantively. She walked out, and the Jeremy and Michael only watched as she left, not believing what they had just seen.
Written by: Evan
Bonus by: Connor
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