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peter has added Tony, Steve, Natasha, wanda, shuri, bucky, clint, scott, and loki to "New Group"

peter: howdy everypony

Tony: no

Tony has left the group

peter: oof :(((

bucky: why

peter: because!!! it's fun!!!

Steve: if you count eternal suffering as fun

clint: owo!!! a group chat???

peter: this was a mistake

peter: i leave all my tech to shuri and all my money to natasha it is my time to ascend into the astral plane

shuri: you still need to add tony back

peter: oh h*ck you're right

peter has added Tony to "New Group"

shuri changed Tony's name to binch

binch: ??? what did i ever do to you

shuri: owo

binch: understandable

Steve: peter, why

peter: it has come to my attention that the avengers don't have a group chat

peter: this was an issue

wanda: we need a name for the chat

shuri has named the chat "fineapples"

shuri: :)

peter: ew

wanda: ew

bucky: ew

scott: ew

clint: ew

loki: ew

shuri has renamed the chat "69"

peter: nice

wanda: nice

bucky: nice

scott: nice

clint: nice

loki: nice

shuri has renamed loki to emo twink energy

emo twink energy: i don't know if i'm flattered or not

peter has renamed peter to binch jr

peter: mr stark we're matching!!! :)))

Natasha: tony's crying

clint: is it full fledged sobbing or is it quiet

Natasha has sent an image

clint: haha nerd

binch: YOU WOULD BE TOO IF THIS HAPPENED TO YOU

clint: joke's on you i'm already crying peter is adorable and i don't know how to deal with that

shuri has renamed binch to iron binch

binch jr: :(((

iron binch has renamed iron binch to binch sr

binch jr: :)))

binch sr: I'm a weak man with simple needs

binch sr: Those needs include making Peter Parker happy

Steve: ^^^

bucky: ^^^

clint: ^^^

Natasha: ^^^

emo twink energy ^^^

shuri: ^^^

binch jr has renamed the chat to "binches"

shuri:

binch jr: :)))

binch jr: so anyway what's everyone doing

binch jr: if you ask aunt may i'm studying for my spanish quiz but i'm actually listening to panic! at the disco and binging brooklyn 99

shuri: mood

emo twink energy: mood

wanda: mood

emo twink energy: i'm reading the percy jackson series for the millionth time bc i refuse to read magnus chase

emo twink energy: hela is not my daughter??? norse mythology got it all wrong???

emo twink energy: verity's trying to get me to read heroes of olympus even though i know she hates fiction

binch jr: !!! you should definitely read heroes of olympus!!!

shuri: yeah you'll especially love nico

binch jr: DON'T YOU DARE TELL HIM

binch jr: loki i promise to lend you my collection

emo twink energy: peter have i ever told you how much i love you more than the others

shuri: he's blushing isn't he

binch jr: shut up shuri

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