scared emo: it's a she/her day y'all
binch jr: *heelys in* we're proud of you!! <33
road work: *dabs into frame* we love and support you!!
youth pastor impersonator: *naruto runs past* I LOVE MY WIFE
scared emo: me, crying: shut the fuck up,,,
funky barnes: repeat after me: loki is soft
scared emo: thor was reading over my shoulder and now he, valkyrie, and bruce are now chanting "LOKI IS SOFT" over and over again
scared emo: @funky barnes i hope you're proud, whore
captain assmerica: @loki i'm the only one that gets to call him a whore >:((
binch jr: I'M SORRY, WHAT
youth pastor impersonator: THIS JUST IN: STEVE ROGERS HAS A KINK
binch sr: Wouldn't it actually be Bucky's kink
binch sr: Since he's the one being called a whore
arrow monkey: well, what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore
binch jr: I CHIMED IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR, NO
road work: IT'S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITY
real she-ra: haha y'all are emo
binch jr: i can't believe you've done this
binch sr: I mean,,, she's not wrong
scared emo: i'm a fever you can't sweat out emo
scared emo: which means that i've been one since forever. since before all of you were even an idea. gerard way wishes.
road work: loki as a baby, waking up at 3 am: wake me up (wake me up inside) can't wake up (wake me up insi-) SAVE ME
binch jr: thor did the back up vocals to loki's emo songs that she wrote when she was 13 years old
scared emo: "i was there and can confirm" -thor
scared emo: "i can't believe you've done this" -thor after i punched him
binch jr: i'm sobbinG
scared emo: so is thor
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gen z avengers + others
Humoranother generic marvel group chat fic, except it has no storyline and only specific characters ✨ we have peter parker, a gen z kid trying his best we have shuri, a princess who is too cool for school we have loki, the god of mischief who is complete...
