funky barnes: CALL 911 STEVE JUST JUMPED OFF THE ROOF
real she-ra: steven "i do my own stunts" rogers
captain assmerica: parkour
captain assmerica: ew i'm wet now >:((
binch jr: @steve ??? why
funky barnes: BECAUSE HE HECKING NOSE DIVED OFF THE ROOF AND INTO THE POOL
scared emo: pics or it didn't happen
captain assmerica: dw i got sam to film it
captain assmerica: parkour.mp4
wanda: @ the end all you can hear is bucky yelling @ steve and sam
road work: I'M CRYING DID HE LITERALLY YELLED "YEET" WHEN HE JUMPED
binch jr: @pictochat we have taught him well
youth pastor impersonator: you have made us proud
scared emo: you have evolved into a fine being
road work: indeed
bitchpool: @steve do a flip next time
captain assmerica: noted
funky barnes: DON'T WNCOURAGE HIM
binch jr: wncourage
road work: wncourage
scared emo: wncourage
youth pastor impersonator: wncourage
real she-ra: wncourage
funky barnes: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo
road work: they're all evolving
scared emo: we're all so proud
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gen z avengers + others
Humoranother generic marvel group chat fic, except it has no storyline and only specific characters ✨ we have peter parker, a gen z kid trying his best we have shuri, a princess who is too cool for school we have loki, the god of mischief who is complete...
