Lily: The Mad One

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"Tralalala~ Tralalala~ Tralalala~" A woman sang as she landed in front of the Sakamaki household, the girl opened the door and saw no one, no one but the sleeping man on the couch, and like anybody, she would do the most reasonable thing to do when one spots a sleeping person "Wakie wakie~"

"W-Wha-?! Hey! AHAHAHAHAHHA! STOP IT! WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY!?" The man with red hair laughed as the girl tickled him everywhere nonstop

"Surrender~" She teased as she tickled him on his feet and sides

"J-JUS- HAHAHAH! JUST STOP IT! I'M DYING HERE!" He said as he pushed her away but it seemed to have no effect on her, well other than his hand that was meant to push her landed right on her left breast

"....." She stopped and glared for a bit

"...?..."
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"I! AHAHAHA! SURRENDER! JUST STOP!" He said

"Ayato, what is the meaning of this noise? Stop being yelling" A man with glasses appeared

"Woah!" She said "You look like one hell of a butler"

"Hahaha" Ayato, the red haired man, laughed at what she said

"...💢..I. Am. Not. A. Butler, I am actually of the people residing in this home you intruded so rudely" He said

"I was sent here"

"*sigh* let's talk about this is the living room... follow me" He said

"Yes sir!" She saluted

(Time skip)

*munch munch*

She was eating an pie she pulled out of her backpack

"💢💢💢 Can't you eat after we've discuss why you're here?" The man with glasses asked

"Oh my a lady is here" A man with a fedora said, he teleport next to her to lick her cheek but she shoved a piece of pie that she was eating in his mouth, and another one the a purple haired kid that was about to lick her as well

"....nice pie" the purple haired said

"Hahahaha!" She laughed as she watch the man with the fedora almost choke on the pie because she shoved quite a large amount of pie, she pulled out a cellphone and took a picture

"What's with the noise!?" A man with white hair entered the room in anger

"Oohh, my spider senses are tingling! I sense a Tsundere! You are hereby arrested for being too adorable to the public eye!" She pointed accusingly

"W-what!? What are you even saying?! Are you accusing me?! You should accuse Laito!" He pointed at the man with the fedora

"Naahh, just a pervert, people like Tsundere nowadays! Pair that with cat ears and I'm sure we can earn a lot of money baby! We gonna be rich!" She gave him a peace sign

"......Reiji what is up with that girl? Did she escape from a mental hospital?" He asked to the man with glasses

"I think father sent her here, though I think there was still suppose to be another woman that, that man sent" A man suddenly popped out lying down on the sofa

"That's right homie!" She said

"Ok then it wasn't a mistake, let us introduce ourselves" the man with the glasses said "I am the second oldest, Reiji, the blond man lying down is the oldest Shu, third comes the triplets, Ayato (with the red hair), Laito (with the fedora), Kanato (with the purple hair), and lastly Subaru"

"I'm Lily!" She said then turned to the triplets who were eating her pie "Hey! That's my food!"

"Where is the other woman?" Shu asked

"Oh her, she's going to come here tomorrow since I messed up the date when she's suppose to come here" She said as she sulked at her already eaten pie "How dare you triplet vampires! Bake me another pie!"

"....how do you know that?" Reiji glared

"Well duh, I was sent here by no other than Karlheinz himself, just by that information, you won't really think I'm someone ordinary, could you?" She said as she glared back with so much intensity, it actually made Reiji gasped, she spoke and glared in a much more serious manner than what she displayed earlier "And, thanks for your little introduction, but I never need it in the first place, I already know your names" They looked at her shocked and speechless, but she then smiled back "Now take me to my new room! I would like it to be near the stairs please!"

"....well we do have a spare room near there" Reiji said, as he turned around and walked "Follow me"

"Lead the way Sebastian!" She said

"Do not lump me in with a demonic butler in an anime!" Reiji said

"How do you even know that?!" She gasped

"You're not the only person that said that! A lot of women have told me that so I had no choice but to look it up!"Reiji said

"Nani?! So there have been a lot of readers that came up to you saying that?!" She said in shock

"I don't know what the hell you're saying, just follow me quietly" He sighed

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"Woman I suggest you shut your irritating mouth!" The brothers heard Reiji shout

"Wow that's one hell of a shout!" She said

"Stop it with that!"

"Oohh, that is a difficult woman" Ayato said as he doesn't look forward to the next days

"She's noisy" Shu said

"Very.........." Kanato couldn't finish his sentence since he can't think of anything, it was hard

"Very.. weird?" Laito said

"Let's say alien like" Subaru said