"What's this? A meeting without me?" She asked and saw the brothers already annoyed at her presence, with a woman, she just gave the brothers a wicked smile as she jumped to the couch sitting next to Yui "I can't believe I'm late for the party~ I'm Liliana, but call me Lily, Nice to meet you Yui Komori"
"A-ah nice to meet you too" Yui said
"Hey, what with that first name? You only told us your name was Lily" Laito commented, the other brothers also looked to her for an answer
"I just didn't feel like it.. but Yui when you go out of the taxi you should pay it, not run off because of rain" She said
"O-oh.. sorry.. It was a friend of my father's so I didn't have to pay" Yui said
"Now that you mention it, I never heard any car when Lily arrived" Ayato said
"That's because I borrowed some pixie dust from Tinkerbell and flew here, the magic ran out just in time that I came here" She said, she saw the brothers sigh again while Yui looked confused "Anyway~ you were saying that she's the sacrificial bride and all?"
"Ah yes, so there are no misunderstandings" Reiji said
"W-wait please! I need to call my father... all of you are sorta weird" Yui stood up only to trip on air, she got bruised with a bit of blood, in her point of view she saw the brothers eyes glowed red, while Lily's glowed purple but she payed no mind to Lily's "V-vampires"
"Hehehe!" Lily chuckled "Yui Yui, it was bad enough to call us weird out loud, now after you tripped on air you suddenly realize that their vampires? Annnndddd now you're pulling out the cross, that doesn't really work" With that being said Yui just ran away, the triplets followed shortly "My my my~ why are you ignoring me?~"
"..Lily" Shu said from the couch
"Yeah?" She asked as the other two went to do something as well
"Come here, can you.... massage me?" He asked
"Oh sure! Lily can do aaaaaanything!" She said, she made her way to Shu and started talking about random stuff while she massaged his shoulder
*crack crack*
Reiji and Subaru, silently left due to the unbelievable crack they just heard, it was loud... they honestly thought that their eldest brother is much stronger than they thought due to there being to scream. But to Shu, it was just the normal bone cracking, with massage, it actually felt good he would admit that.. well if we remove her annoying mouth from the equation it would be more pleasant "Can't you shut up?" He asked in annoyance, he doesn't need to know that Conan is secretly Shinichi.. whoever that is, and even if he does, he doesn't care, why on earth would he even sacrifice the time to watch an anime when he's even lazy to read the book she gave him, it has something with Totoro, sorta monster thing with a big leaf as he described
"But I was just about to tell you why most banana's are yellow" She said cracking yet another bone "I like bananas"
"I don't care about a banana's color, it's yellow and I'm fine with not knowing why it's yellow. It. Is. Just. Yellow" He said
"Suit yourself~" She suddenly spun in a ballerina way and walked away
"Where are you going?" He asked
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, you may be lazy, but I adore you" She said
".....huh?" He asked, her poem was so sudden he wasn't even blushing, he was trying to figure out why she even said that first, they just met yesterday but only interacted today "why the sudden....????"
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, baka baka baka, Aishteru" She said, and saw him starting to blush "Hahaha! You're just a baka! Bye bye! No hard feelings!" She ran away before he got the chance to stand up as he was getting angrier
(Time skip)
"Good evening there!" Lily greeted Yui since she just woke after fainting
"G-good evening?"
"Yui, wear that uniform by the couch, we're going to school now~" Lily said and skipped out the door without a word
"...o...k?"
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Reiji waited for everyone to gather at the living room, first one up was surprisingly, Lily "What a shock to see you here first, it's a good thing you're wearing that uniform properly" Little did he know she's early just to annoy him
"What? Of course! We goin' to school baby! And I'm pretty competitive, I'm gonna beat you in the top!" She declared
"Hmph! Can't happen, I'm a 3rd year, you're a 2nd year, the only way you can beat me in the top is by the whole school average, meaning you have to beat the whole school before me" He said
"I can do that easily, if you want, I can even overrule all teachers and make them do my bidding, or maybe just one... I can also get myself a whole fan group of men, all of that in this night" She said with confidence
"Pretty cocky aren't you? It's impossible to make someone do your bidding and create a whole fan group in just a night" He smirked "But do as you please, just don't cause too much trouble... if you did do as you just say, I'll give you a 100,000 yen gift card to a famous gaming store, it was originally Ayato's but I took it away for punishment"
"Deal!" Lily returned the glare of Reiji with a cocky stare "Just in case you forgot, I am not what I seem"
Shu, Laito, and Subaru watched in the sidelines, they heard everything the two just said, but... they would rather not get caught up in Lily's crazy... things

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Lily: The Mad One
Fanfiction[HIATUS] Highest rank= #19 in diabolik lovers (7/19/2019) What happens when the Sakamaki gets a new housemate that is hard to handle? That is the exact definition of Lily. She's crazy, unpredictable, noisy, and just plain weird. While the guys try t...