Lily: The Mad One

4

"Is this the real life~ Is this just fantasy~" Lily sang in the shower

"SHUT UP!!!" Subaru yelled next door, it seems that they're neighbors. She suddenly stopped singing, turned off the shower and wore her bathrobe
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"Woah, she really stopped" Subaru said to himself, he finally closed his coffin and started to relax. But of course with a girl like Lily in the house, there's no way he's relaxing just like that

"Caught in a landslide~ no escape from reality~" Luna sang "Open your eyes~"

Subaru literally just heard that in his room, he tried to open his coffin but suddenly couldn't "....please don't tell me your sitting on my coffin"

In fact she is, but didn't answer him, instead went to a new song "We will! we will! rock you!" She also stomped her feet and slapped the coffin

"Shut up! Let me sleep!" Subaru yelled as he tried to open it but it was difficult "You're heavy!!"

"What?! No I'm not! It's just that it's more difficult to lift something while lying down! Even your vampire abilities won't be the superior one here,oh and I've placed your not so big closet on top of your coffin as well, I'm actually sitting on only one side of the coffin"

"You put what?! My closet?!" No wonder he was having a hard time lifting it

"You don't have much clothes do you? I'll buy you more clothes next time! Some colorful clothes!" She said as she opened the door to it and started looking at his clothes "So similar to each other, try wearing a cat outfit"

"I'm perfectly fine with the few clothes I have so lift it up!" He banged in the coffin

*bump*

A hole was suddenly said pierced on the side of him, he saw her finger poked the hole "Here you go! A hole so you can breathe in!"

"....." Honestly he was almost frightened by that, how can a mortal lift his closet, placing it on top of his coffin, then just by her bare hand, she pierced a hole in his coffin "....L-Lift it up!"

"No no no way~! No no no no way~!" She sang and went out

"Wait? Did you just leave? HEY! COME BACK HERE!" Subaru yelled after a few more shouts he realized it was useless since she probably ran off "I'm gonna kill her" he mumbled

(Time skip)

"Hey, Subaru, Reiji's calling you, he said you were suppose to trim the roses at this hour......." Kanato opened the door to Subaru's room and saw a drawer on top of his coffin "......."

"Kanato... get this weight off of my coffin so I can finally get out and kill that woman!" Subaru yelled

Regardless of his thoughts on how the mortal carried that, he pushed the coffin aside, Subaru jumped out, and ran to find the girl hoping to kill her "Ah she's in her room" Kanato said before leaving to get some cake for himself, luckily for Subaru he had enhanced hearing and heard him, he quickly ran back to his next door annoying ......alien, he slammed the door open, he walked in seeing her asleep, that must explain why the mansion was quite, he doesn't really have a plan on what to do, he just wants to kill her, so for that he first woke her up by throwing her out of her bed, blushing a bit as she was still in her bathrobe

"What is it?" She asked as she stood up not really in the mood yet

"How should I kill you? I wonder" Subaru said to scare her before really killing her, instead of being scared or screaming, she stared at him yawning

"Coffee please" She said

"...." Subaru grabbed her by the neck and threw her out her window from the second floor "That should do it"

"That should do what?" She asked as she lied back down her bed, casually brushing her hair as she stared at him

"H-how..." He just threw her out and she's there?! Wait she recovered? Now he's starting to question if he really threw her out

"Oh ever seen a gag comic character? I'm secretly Jerry right now and you're tom or maybe you're Vegeta and I'm Arale" She answered and laughed as she hummed the tone of pink panther all of a sudden

"Don't mess with me!" He raised his fist to punch her while she's vulnerable, but she caught it with ease, she opened her eyes as she sat up showing her usual expression, with a somewhat darker feel. He struggled in her grip as his fist were still trying go get out of her grasp but it wasn't working. She continued with the pink panther tone until she saw him give up on the punch

"That sentence, should be the other way around..." She said, she stood up and made her way to his ear whispering "Don't pick a fight you can't win" The seriousness in her whisper made Subaru get chills run down his whole body. She finally let go of his fist that were almost purple due to the pressure "Now since my beauty sleep is disturbed, I'm going to memorize this place by roaming around some more... want to come Subaru?"

"....no... no thank you..." He replied

"Hm~ You're not you when you're hungry" She commented and pulled out a lollipop

"No thanks.. I'm not hungry" He said before she shoved it in his mouth

"Suit yourself" She skipped out of her room "Just keep swimming just keep swimming~"

"......she's really so.... weird" He whispered, scared to say it out loud