"Yare yare, what's this?" Lily opened her door after some business she was doing... in her room, a note was found taped to her door "Hey Lily, or should we call you Lilian? Anyway, we went out to kidnap the girl in the Sakamaki mansion, Yuma will be here with you just in case you need anything, but he'll probably be too busy with his vegetable garden or just doesn't want to talk to you -Kou" Lily smiled "I should thank Kou later, this note helps more instead of surprising me with random moments then reveal scenes.. guess I should give the grumpy tall guy a visit"
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"Gosh my tomatoes, that women just HAD to take so many..." Yuma squats down infront of his tomatoes as complained while he looks at the tomatoes, previously all had tomatoes, some full grown and some small tomatoes. But when Lily came around, she took.... ate a quarter of the pile, Yuma was in shock to see that she ate so many when he specifically told her she could get ONE! "Damn that woman.."
"Well I'd be damned" Lily said as she appeared squating next to him
"Gosh!" Yuma lost balance of his squat and fell on his bum, Lily laughed as she kneeled near his face to look at him "Ever heard of making a sound!? And stop laughing!"
"Yah you're so jumpy, you look like an overprotective bunny with his food!" Lily said "And you were sulking like a dog who lost its owner when you were talking about your tomatoes, how cute of you" Yuma continued to be irritated by her words yet a little bit embarrassed "Anyway, I've brought seeds for you"
Yuma took the bag she was holding and opened it, it has containers of seed for tomatoes, and other vegetables as well "Wow.. this is ..well generous.."
"Of course I am! I also have exotic plants here that are to be grown in specific instruction that need to be followed in order for them to grow healthy and fast, are you up for the challenge?" She asked as she pulled out some bags of seed with papers attached to them "Or are you chicken?"
"Hmph, no need to taunt me, I can grow those babies easily, give em to me" Yuma grabbed them
"Great! Now I'm going to go prepare a feast!"
"Feast?! Hey there's only 5 of us... well 6 if you include the sow but we won't be able to finish that" Yuma said
"You will! I'm actually pretty good at cooking! You can count on me!" She exclaimed then ran off
"I'm nervous... why am I nervous... I don't trust her to cook... what if she cooks something so disgusting and force us to eat? Oh no that can't happen we can't defy her... I'll make up an excuse and just go there" Yuma said as he walked towards the kitchen
*chu*
"Eh? W-what?" He touched his cheek that has been kissed "Argh!" Suddenly he was kicked in his stomach and was sent flying towards the wall "What?!"
"I heard everything, I don't like what you said, I'm waiting for a word to come out of your mouth" She said as she stood there with a wicked smile
"Sorry... I'm sorry" Yuma looked down in embarassement and shame, Lily was not a force to be reckon with, he should know it and not have acted the way he did, he was lucky to only have one kick "I won't say anything behind your back again" He looked up and still saw her slightly upset "I'm sorry, princess"
"That's better" Lily smirked and gestured him to follow her "You'll see what I can do first hand"
(Time skip)
"We're home Lily, Yuma, where are you?" Kou asked as they placed the unconsious Yui on the ground
"Be.... Our.. Guest!" While Lily came out of the kitchen singing be our guest (Grabbing Azusa to spin around with her in the process)
Yuma came out of the kitchen "She cooked some great food, ignore her little weird show and eat, all of you nust be starving
"And the dinner hete is never second best!!!!" Lily sang as she let Azusa go, and went to the unconsious Yui. Lily looked to see everyone get in, so she held out her hand on Yui's forehead
"Lily?" Yui asked
"Yo! Let's go eat! I prepared a feast!" Lily beamed as she grabs Yui's arm and heads to the kitchen
"What the heck!? How are we suppose to finish all of this?! It's a mountain of foods" Ruki commented
[AUTHOR: HI~ DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR LILY TO REFERENCE IN? I'M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS]
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Lily: The Mad One
Fanfiction[HIATUS] Highest rank= #19 in diabolik lovers (7/19/2019) What happens when the Sakamaki gets a new housemate that is hard to handle? That is the exact definition of Lily. She's crazy, unpredictable, noisy, and just plain weird. While the guys try t...
