*chu!*
"Huh? Was that? A kiss?" Shu asked as he was just woken up by a kiss on his forehead "You're truly unpredictable you know"
"Of course Huhu, you're adorable" Lily commented
"That nickname sounds familiar... but why are you being so nice? I feel like you're up to something... or have already done something.. what is it?" Shu asked, concern growing in his face as he thinks what she did.. or what she'll do this time. He remained laying down on the sofa though
"Oh you have nothing to worry about" Lily rests her hands on his stomach area and went closer to his face "This is just your ordinary day, it won't hurt"
"....hurt?" His flushed face suddenly faded when he heard that "What will hurt?" He loked back at Lily and saw her wicked smiled Oh no..
"CLEAR!" Lily pumped her hands on to his stomach hard, then she rubbed her fist together imitating the medical thing for making the heart work again "CLEAR!"
"Argh!" Shu groaned in pain Why am I surprised? I didn't expect we'd actually have a moment at that time right? Yeah... we didn't.. kinda wish we did
"Hahahhaha! Wanna try streching this time?" She asked in a wicked way
"I'm good!... oh hey! Subaru's over there! He likes stretching!" Shu pointed at the hallway that Subaru was innocently passing by
"Huh?" Subaru asked since he heard his name, but once he looked to that direction, he saw Lily running towards him... the common sense in him told him that this is bad news.. so he ran, before that though he saw the relief face of Shu, he was SO getting revenge later but for now "Why are you running towards me?!"
"One two three bend! One two three your! One two three body!" She replied as she kept following him, now in arms reach
"What?! No! Please no!" He begged as she finally grabbed a hold of his collar pulling him to the ground
"Since we're outside, how about this?" Lily crawled down to the ground and hugged him from behind. Subaru blushed as she hugged him, plus they were outside so someone could see them.. he went lower.. wait lower?
"Wait! I'm not flexible!" Subaru commented as he realized it was not a hug, but she's now pushing his upper body down so his hand will touch the tip of his feet without bending his legs "oy! My back! It hurts!"
"You sound like an old man, geez you can handle this!" Lily said as she forced his body to bend more, he eventually touched the tip of his feet his back also made that cracking sound, then she stood up satisfied "Ok! Time to irritate the rest!"
"Oh my back... My poor back" Subaru muttured as Lily left him there
°°°°°"I love it! Oh yeah!" Lily said as she ate the cookie Kanato made "It's yummy! Oh yeah!"
"Hmph I'm surprised you have good taste, but of course it taste good, I baked them" Kanato boasted as he took his apron off and dusted it,he went to the counter to grab teddy "Teddy, she likes it" he whispered to teddy
"Yahoo!" Lily suddenly screamed at Kanato's ear making him stumble and sit on a chair "Sugar rush! Gotta zoom! Thanks for the sweets!" She ruffled his hair then zoomed away
Kanato smiled as she looked at her retreating figure, he looked back at teddy and spoke "Teddy, she's such a handful, but what will we do if she's gone? No one likes sweets as much as both of us do"
°°°°°"Cha la! Head cha la!" Lily barged in Reiji's room
"Ah there you are, here's some poison, drink it well" Reiji said as he placed down a cup of poison for her, as usual she just drinks it and nothing happens. He smirked and gave her some tissue
"Despite it having no effect on me, I can tell if it's weak or not, and your so called poisons are getting weaker you know, why? Are you afraid to lose me now?" Lily asked as she leaned closer
"..You've just become a dirt we can't remove, it's troublesome to remove it but it wouldn't be the same without it... plus I ran out of stronger poisons" Reiji defended
"I see, you just happen to ran out when I become a part of this household" Lily smiled and gave Reiji a pat on the shoulded before leaving to disturb the two remaining. Reiji smiled and cleaned the tea cups he had her drink, he stared at the tea cup for a while before putting it on display in his cupboard
°°°°°"Why did I lose?" Ayato said as he lost in another online game
Lily sat at his lap, looking over the game in a bit of struggle due to Ayato being irritated over his lost "You're too serious lossen up a bit, you think just because you have fancy clothes you can defeat that monster? Geez stop uprading armor and train your character"
"Urgh! I know! I just thought that it's best if I don't die quickly since I have upgraded armors and all" Ayato said
Lily deadpanned at him "Seriously? Even if you won't die quickly, eventually you will.... cause your attacks barely make damage!"
"Fine fine I get it I get it!" Ayato said
"Oh~ you named your character Yatty, the nickname I gave you... did you make a lover for your character? What's her name? Is it your nickname for Yui? Pancake?" Lily asked as she kept trying to look at his phone
Ayato kept the display on his phone hidden, he placed his phone down, and carried Lily bridal style, he threw her out of the room and locked the door "Go disturb Laito!" After receiving an ok, he went back to his game, smiling at his characters lover named 'Lily'
°°°°°"Hey Lay" Lily greeted Laito while he was sleeping "Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey,Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey,Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey,Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey,"
"Alright!" Laito yawned "I'm awake, what do you need this time?"
"I'm sleepy" She answered
"...uh hu... so? What?"
"Help me sleep" She said
"For goodness sake....am I a babysitter?" He looked at her but she looked so persistent, he sighed and stood up to go to the piano room. Lily followed shortly, she sat next to him as he played some music on the piano "Is this helping?"
"Mn, yep" She leaned her back on Laito as he continued to play
"How about violin accompaniment?" Shu appeared playing a violin
"Here tea.... just tea" Reiji placed a tea down in front of her, she glance at him at surprise but he just smiled
"Cookies" Kanato placed some cookies in front of her
"Don't forget blanket" Subaru came from behind her, draping a blanket over her shoulders gently
Ayato looked at all of them in shock "Hey! What am I suppose to do?! You practically did everything! This is unfair!" His brothers smirked at him and Lily chuckled at his whining... I guess he's entertainment

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Lily: The Mad One
Fanfiction[HIATUS] Highest rank= #19 in diabolik lovers (7/19/2019) What happens when the Sakamaki gets a new housemate that is hard to handle? That is the exact definition of Lily. She's crazy, unpredictable, noisy, and just plain weird. While the guys try t...