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"The way to summon the Bread God is simple," said Guduungksh, "You must simply lick the simple bridge of your nose, and then put the amazing bread on the simple spot you have licked. After that had been on your simple face for simply a day, pour fresh tea with simple herbs you have simply just harvested on the bread and sleep with that on your simple face. Three days later, eat the amazing bread on the simple beach. Take a shnook or a shnake and once it eats an entire loaf of bread by itself, I will be summoned."
That sounded simple enough to Sven.
Sven passed the test. He simply licked the bridge of his nose. The Bread God was impressed. Fae had never met a human who could do that before.
Kendra, who had been watching the whole time, could not do it because her hair was not yellowyellow yellowly yellow.
She was starting to covetously envy the enchanting relationship Sven and the Bread God had because she felt as if Sven loved and respected and cherished and yeeted faer more than her.
Her feels were completely justified because everyone loves the Bread God more than everything because fae is the Bread God. Duh. Obviously.
Sven and Guduungksh could not be bothered with Kendra, however, because fae was preparing him to go on a journey with faer.
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Bread God
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