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Kendra POV
Ths ws rlly nt fn fm. Prpl hr s th bst thgh.
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Sven and Guduungksh were having a civil discussion over sourdough bread when they heard an awful noise.
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!1!1!!!1!" Kendra screamed, her orange eyes clashing horribly with her purple hair.
19283639272638w8.2028278ueueibjdheg.dheinshisisuebbdgejheuwiw nanoyears later...
Sven was with the stress tried not to panic. He was engaged in what might be the most intense battle of his life.
He was playing Jenga against the Bread God.
He was unsure of himself, despite the fact that every row besides the top three (that you cannot pull from because they are at the top) only had one block.
Guduungksh, however, was undeterred.
Fae reached for the bottom block and swiftly swiped it out.
Sven decided to acquiescence his defeat.
Kendra was sitting in the corner pouting because she has lost 83 times in a row on her first turn.
Next day -84587347598 caws of the water eagle later...
It was bring your son to work day, but since Sven had no children, he decided to bring his friend Lazlo to his sacred duty.
Lazlo, whose name sounds more like Alice than Lyssa does, was gifted a piece of bread to breathe through and led through the palace by some moist shnakes.
Lazlo was awestruck by the yellow hair and fish scales like the fishes that Guduungksh possessed.
His skin glowed amber under the mildly radioactive lighting, and he decided to thank Sven for his gracious invitation.
"Yo fam, this place has snatched my wig. It is legitness and it spilt the tea. I feel the urge to dab, t-pose, and floss at the same time. I am an oof at home, but here I am fine. It is low key high key the best thing I have ever seen. It is amazing without it making me feel like it is extra of flexing on me. You are squad goals for bringing me here."
Sven agreed, in his humble opinion, and was flooded with pride for having a sacred duty there.
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Bread God
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