Bread God

Chapter (√144)-(3+(√4))

Idonotknowwhythisstoryisstillgoingon-areyoudonereadingyet? + the majestecness of lit rosemary bread hectogram(s)²  later...

The Bread God looked at the bread-like bread in faer hands and felt pandiculative.

Fae walked over to the window and reflected on faer otherworldly surroundings. Fae had always loved the fish scales like the fishes in the oshen with its great, gifted Guduungksh's palace. It was a place that faer to feel pandiculative.

Then fae saw something in the distance down a hallway across from the kitchen and three hallways from the lounge, or rather someone. It was the figure of Sven skidadeling très vite, probably because the Crust God had a thing for long hallways, so they could stretch on for miles in any direction.

Kendra's sleeping quarters were, for example, 875.1776 miles away from Guduungksh's.

The Bread God called for five shnakes and seven and 367/802 shnooks and created a propellor out of nothing to produce a raft. The raft skirt-skirted over to Sven and lifted him up. He giggly gaggled down the hallway and landed next to the Bread God.

"Swiggity swelp, thanks for the help. Yakitty yod, thank you Bread God," Sven said with the dearest respects.

"You're noticeably welcome." Sven gasped at the most honorable honor of being called noticeable by the almighty, praised, divine, yellow-haired, fishscales like the fishes, in the oshen Bread God.

"Today we will learn a new lesson!" Guduungksh announced suddenly, giving Kendra a shockity shocker. She turned her head so fast she got whiplash and her stragely non-yellow hair looked dead in the beautiful, #blessed oshean water (it's blessed because Guduungksh breaths in it)

The Bread God was disgusted, but fae brushed it off.

"It will be a great lesson on what you can be if you believe."