Once upon a time, a young child with natural blond flowing hair lived in a sandcastle on the beach. This child was royal; faers name was Guduungksh. Fae had 19 brothers, 15 sisters, and was the youngest of them all.
Naturally, Guduungksh wanted power and the ability to rule. Fae was on the beach one day when fae discovered the majestic bread god rising out of the ocean riding a glowing llamacorn of the light.
"You have been chosen," said the bread god, ""for you have the yellow hair and you will rule with pride. I would like to retire and become the Crust God for I have been overworked for too long. The only catch is that you have to live in the ocean and eventually develop the fish scales like the fishes." This was the best offer anyone had ever given Guduungksh, so fae agreed.
The next day, a majestic bread god rose out of the ocean. Everyone gasped as they were blinded by the pure beautiful-ness and awesome they were being exposed to. "I am the bread god," said the new Bread God, " and I must tell everyone that there are shakes in the oshean," then the bread God slowly disappeared into thin air. Faers voice rang out on nowhere..."Remember.....there are shnakes in the osheeeeeeeen........" Everyone watching, the townspeople and the royalty, were humbled by the pure amazingness of the bread God. They told stories that were passed down generations. The ultimate lesson was that there were shnakes in the ocean and shnakes in the sheee.........
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Bread God
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