ducktales 2017 preferences & oneshots

[terrible pickup lines]

I've used some of these before in a oneshot. So uh... yeah...

Huey Duck:

"If you were a library book, I would definitely check you out. Why did Louie make me do this..."

Dewey Duck:

"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice! ...  yeah I don't get it either..."

Louie Duck:

"Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you have fine written all over you~"

Webby Vanderquack:

"My lips are like skittle, and you look like you wanna taste the rainbow!"

Lena:

"Look at me and tell me I don't look like girlfriend material."

Scrooge McDuck:

"You know Y/N, there's a new disease spreading called beautiful. You're showing all of the symptoms."

Launchpad McQuack:

"Your license should be suspended, because you're driving me crazy."

Gyro Gearloose:

"People tell me nothing lasts forever, and I was wondering if you and I could be nothing. Wait... who worded this? It doesn't sound right..."

Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera:

"Are you an angel? You seem as if you just appeared from heaven..." *blush intensifies*

Donald Duck:

"Are you a dictionary? You seem to add meaning to my life."

Gladstone Gander:

"You believe in love at first sight, correct? If not, I'll have to keep passing by."

Fethry Duck:

"I know this sound weird, but can I follow you home? People always tell me I should follow my dreams."

Mark Beaks:

"Do you wanna see a picture of a beautiful person?" *unlocks phone and shows literally the worst possible picture of you*

Flintheart Glomgold:

"Would you mind grabbing my arm? I need to prove that I've been touched by an angel."

Goldie O'Gilt:

"Did you know that when penguins meet their mate, they stay together for life? I thought it was interesting, because I was wondering if you would be my penguin?"

José Carioca:

"What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?"

Panchito Pistoles:

"Nice to meet you. I'm Panchito, and you must be gorgeous~"

Beagle Boys:

"We may be thieves, but all we want from you, is your heart."

Ghost of Christmas Past:

"Do you remember me? Oh wait, we've only met in my dreams..."

Ghost of Christmas Present:

"On a scale of one to ten, I'd say you're a nine. I'm the one you need!"

Ghost of Christmas Future:

*silently stared at you before winking* you like a guy without words ;)

Don Karnage:

"Do you hear that? It's my heart taking off."