*doorbell rings*
My child: *opens door* Oh thank goodness, you finally arrived!
Friend: Nice to see you to Hades how is your sister, Hel doing?
Hades: No time for chit-chat. she is getting worse!
Hades: *starts to pull friend through the house to another room*
Friend: *while being dragged* Wait, who is getting worse? What is going on?
Arrives in my room
Me:*curled up on a bed being comforted by Hel while sobbing heart out* WhY! WhY DiD ThEy KiLl PeTeR? WhY!
Hel: *looking up with exasperation and exhaustion evident on her features* We had a MARVEL marathon last night an-
Friend:*looking alarmed* Wait, when you say MARVEL marathon you don't mean the original Spiderman as well as infinity war do you.
Hades and Hel: *nods* All of them.
Friend: Shite. We need more people. has she yelled about wanting to kill Thanos yet?
Hades and Hel: *nods again*
Friend: That is REALLY BAD. Okay I'll strap he-*glass breaking* Shite she's gone.
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HumorI don't know how to explain this but this is essentially my take on what it would be like if i were a parent.
