Hades: MOOOMMMM!
Me: WHAT! *comes in with knife looking for danger*
Hel: *whining* We're hungry and there is nothing to eat!
Me: *lowers knife* Did you check the fridge?
Hades and Hel: YES!
me: The cupboards?
Hades and Hel: YES!
Me: okay then. Go back to the kitchen. Lower your standards. And repeat steps 1 and 2.
Leaves children in room looking speechless and shocked.
Me: I get paid next week your highnesses.
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HumorI don't know how to explain this but this is essentially my take on what it would be like if i were a parent.
