ScenEry: park area
Hades and Hela: *in a fist fight*I
Me: *pulls them apart* Why are you fighting?
Hades and Hela: he pulled my hair- NO I DIDNT!
Me: children remember violence is never the answer.
Stranger:*runs into me* Move over hag! *starts walking away*
Me: okay children let's learn how to use a slingshot to launch a water bottle at a moving object!
Hades and Hela: But mom you just sai-
Me:*releases water bottle and hits stranger dead on the back of their head* Aannnddd now we run.
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Short but sweet just like my sister.
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HumorI don't know how to explain this but this is essentially my take on what it would be like if i were a parent.
