A Weird Childs Guide To Parenting: Wake up time

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*Hades and Hel are sleeping peacefully in their beds looking adorable and innocent*

Me: Aaawww! they look so cute!

Me: . . . WELP! TIME TO SING THEM THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE! IM A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WOOOORRRRRLLLLD! LI-

Hades and Hel: AAAARRRGH! STOP MOM OUR EARS ARE BLEEDING!

Me: GREAT! Your up! Its time for school.

Me: *exiting room*  BREAKFASTS IN 5 BE THERE.


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