*Hades and Hel are sleeping peacefully in their beds looking adorable and innocent*
Me: Aaawww! they look so cute!
Me: . . . WELP! TIME TO SING THEM THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE! IM A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WOOOORRRRRLLLLD! LI-
Hades and Hel: AAAARRRGH! STOP MOM OUR EARS ARE BLEEDING!
Me: GREAT! Your up! Its time for school.
Me: *exiting room* BREAKFASTS IN 5 BE THERE.
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HumorI don't know how to explain this but this is essentially my take on what it would be like if i were a parent.