Me: *drops hammer on head*
Me: Aarrrtgggh! Nanda,shite, and shiza!
My child: Mommy are you okay!
Me: Yeah sweetie I'm fun I am just a dummkopf .
My child: Mommy what are you saying?
Me: *lies smoothly* I was just saying that I wasn't being as observant as I should be.
My child: What about those other words?
Me: *panics* I will tell you when your older!
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Nanda: WHAT THE HELL
Shite: Shit
Shiza:Shit
Dummkopf: idiot or block head
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I have decided that I will be having a quite at the end of each chapter and the people who comment each chapter get a shout out!
Spite of the day:
" What'd you want me to do dress and drag and do the hula? LAUA!"
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So SINCE I only got one confirmed answer to the post I have to assume that SheDevil666 got it right.I
(LOVELY person to talk to absolutely charming). Actually convinced me too start this book so she really is The driving force behind this story.
Anyway enough rambling
The answer was THOMAS O'MALLEY THE ALLEY CAT FEOM THE ARISTOCATS!
FANFARE NOISES!
REMEMBER TO COMMENT FOR A SHOUT OUT
Love you all!
Please comment vote and follow and I will see all you dudes. . . IN THE NEXT CHAPTER YO!
bonus shootout if you get my reference.
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HumorI don't know how to explain this but this is essentially my take on what it would be like if i were a parent.
