Chapter 19. Exhaustion and yelling is not a good mix

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This day already hadn't started out good for me, everything started when I woke up at 1 in the morning because of a bad nightmare, I couldn't go back to sleep so I just ended up resorting to watching cartoons before deciding to make myself some coffee before I had to get ready, I felt exhausted but was okay due to the coffee I had. I normally would have stayed home but the host club had plenty of coffee so I was fine even if I was pretty out of it. I yawned as I groggily got ready packing comfortable clothes to change into during before club hours before walking to school.

It was just before club hours, I changed into an oversized hoodie with a couple planets on it and a pair of ripped black jeans before coming back to the clubroom and deciding to draw. but then I was chased around by the twins before they accidentally knocking something over, I got grabbed and picked up by them causing Tamaki to notice. "Now you've done it!" He said "It's done all right." Hikaru replied "But it wasn't our fault!" Kaoru said "What?! You idiots! You're the ones who bumped into it right!?" Tamaki yelled.

"Only because Ao was running away." Hikaru said "We're trying to catch him because we wanted to have some fun and dress him up in cosplay." Kaoru said, FUCK. "So what? we cosplay all the time!" Tamaki replied "We weren't going with the usual host club costumes." I don't like where this is going. "We wanted to see Ao in bunny cosplay disguised as a boy." Kaoru said with a creepy smirk wtf I am a boy "God, are you there? It's me Noah, I have one question, what the fuck." I said tiredly.

"You'd like to see it too wouldn't you?" The twins asked Tamaki causing me to start squirming, not today Satan, Tamaki turned and talked to himself before shaking his head. "What am I thinking? There's no time for stuff like that right now! I know what you're up to. You're trying to distract me from the mess you made! Get away from Ao you punks!" Tamaki yelled at them "No way!" They responded I was eventually able to get out of their grip as Tamaki yelled at them.

"Excuse me, we don't have any guests at the moment, so I don't mind if you make a racket, but please be careful, you don't wanna wake Honey senpai. "God I wish that were me, but we'll have to tell him about the bunny at some point, we should just wake him up and apologize, the three of them had hidden behind one of the couches and looked shocked. "No wait! Don't get any closer to Honey senpai! Come back it's safe over here!" They loudly whispered towards me, I went over to where they were hiding.

"What are you talking about?" I asked "Honey senpai wakes up in a very bad mood after napping." Tamaki replied nervously "Huh?" "Now this may just be a rumor but the Haninozuka family once visited a U.S. military base to give combat training, supposedly Honey senpai slept through most of it because of his jet lag. Then a soldier came in and carelessly tried to wake him up since he had been sleeping for so long. On that day, he wiped out two entire platoons of soldiers and not just any soldiers, green berets! And I've heard we've had diplomatic issues with America ever since that day." Tamaki whispered sounding terrified.

"How terrifying!" The twins cried "And we've got a bigger problem, Usa-chan was handmade for Honey senpai by his deceased grandmother. You've seen the way he carries it around, that little bunny is his most prized possession, I can't imagine how he's gonna react when he wake up and sees that his precious Usa-chan is ruined." Tamaki whispered "He's gonna do to us what he did to those Green Berets!" They all shrieked, I sighed.

"I am from America and I've never heard of that happening, of course it could have been covered up by our shitty government, but I'm going to just go with the 'it didn't actually happened' route." I deadpanned "It did happen, and there is other evidence that Honey senpai has an evil side to him! Listen to this, his blood type is AB, how do you like that?" Tamaki replied "And? I have AB blood too, it's just a blood type, I don't understand." he seemed shocked but continued.

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