Stray Texts

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Genre: slight crack
Scenario: You are friends at school that have to work on a project together
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Trashbin❤️:
Hey, guys can I ask you a question?

Seung-mean😡:
No

Y/N👌:
Sure Binnie, what's up?

Trashbin❤️:
WHO CHANGED MY EPIC POEM??

Meme-lix💚:
I thought we were supposed to work
together...

Y/N👌:
We are. Bin doesn't trust us

Trashbin❤️:
YOU RHYMED FLOWER WITH SUNSET
OF COURSE I DONT TRUST YOU

FoxyJeongin🦊:
If you say it really fast it rhymes

Trashbin❤️:
NO IT DOESNT

Seung-mean😡:
Hey at least y/n didn't write the whole thing
Her metaphors made no sense

Y/N👌:
Maybe if you used your brain,
you could figure it out

Trashbin❤️:
oOf
Hey Y/n, let's ditch them and make our own group

Meme-lix💚:
wHaT aBoUt mEeEEeEee???

Y/N👌:
Leave him

FoxyJeongin🦊:
Can I be in your group?

Y/N👌:
Yes! Please???

Trashbin❤️:
Of cOuRsE my cutie Jeongin

FoxyJeongin🦊:
Ew nevermind

HANdsome🐿:
Haha!
Changbin we all know you want to make a new group to hang out with y/n.

Meme-lix💚:
*gASP*
Binnie how could you cheat on me???
That's it
I'm leaving you for Hyunjin

LiteralPrince💓:
Sorry Felix...but Jeongin is the one I love

Y/N👌:
I smell TEA

MyLastBraincell🤙:
#drama

Seung-mean😡:
Stop it Chan you aren't cool

MyLastBraincell🤙:
Just trying to relate to the youths

Meme-lix💚:
I think my brain just collapsed on itself reading that

Lee-NotRightNow😇:
What brain

ChickenMonster💗:
You can't say that to him Minho
Those kinds of jokes confuse him

Lee-NotRightNow😇:
Point proven

Trashbin❤️:
Can we get back to my crisis? We can't have a two person group. Hyunjin please join us

HANdsome🐿:
I will! My charm will add to your group

Trashbin❤️:
Am I not beautiful enough for you Jisung??

LiteralPrince💓:
I'll join your group

Y/N👌:
Yay! This might actually work out

MyLastBraincell🤙:
In a fleeting moment, the beauty of the world can pass through our minds like a sieve. Nature becomes a blur, smears of colors that serve little purpose to our individual goals. But what are those goals? Is it better to process nothing, or observe everything?

Y/N👌:
Chris is cancelled, try again later

Meme-lix💚:
What does that even mean?

MyLastBraincell🤙:
Philosophy

Trashbin❤️:
Chan drank the bad water again
Don't worry, he'll be back in an hour

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Author's Note!!!

Hey guys!
Honestly
I don't know what that was
My attempt to be funny? I guess?
Anyways, thank you for reading! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I'll get back on schedule with regular posting.

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~Chatterbox

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