☆ 𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕪 𝕂𝕚𝕕𝕤 𝕀𝕞𝕒𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤 & 𝕄𝕠𝕣𝕖 ☆

Stray Texts (ft. BTS because I love them)

Genre: Crack
Disclaimer: I'm not that funny but please read anyways
Sad words are said
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Kim Namjoon added Bang Chan and 15 others

Kim Namjoon:
Ok which one of you fuckers is listening to Ariana Grande at 4:30 in the morning

Bang Chan:
Hyunjin I'm looking at you

Hwang Hyunjin:
I have no idea what you mean I'm not even awake

Jeon Jungkook:
I'm not 100 percent sure but that sounds like a lie

Jung Hoseok:
Wah why are you texting so early? I need my beauty rest

Kim Seokjin:
it's true he really does need it

Jung Hoseok:
what's that supposed to mean-

Jung Hoseok:
Hey why are our names so boring? Let's make this fun

Jung Hoseok changed name to Mang Mang

Mang Mang:
much better

Y/n:
Ok first off wHY ARE YOU TEXTING
AT
FOUR
THIRTY????

Kim Namjoon:
Because someone is blasting Ariana Grande and I can't sleep

Kim Seungmin:
So now everyone must suffer

Y/n changed Kim Seungmin to Devil Child

Devil Child:
Thanks

Y/n:
Anytime

Yang Jeongin:
Wah I'm tired, what's happening?

Kim Woojin:
Good job guys, you woke up the baby

Yang Jeongin:
I'm not a baby anymore! I'm 19!

Y/n:
Aw
Poor baby
Let him sleep

Yang Jeongin:
Y/n is the only one who cares about me T-T

Bang Chan:
Uwu I care

Kim Namjoon:
No one has fessed up yet
If no one admits it, I'm going to punish all of you

Lee Minho:
Kinky

Y/n changed Lee Minho to Disgustin

Y/n:
You're welcome

Kim Namjoon:
Thank you

Mang Mang changed Kim Namjoon to Scary Leader 😣

Y/n:
Aw
Cute emoji

Park Jamin:
Hey guys, what's going on?