"Wow, Jisung! Look at all those saws! Aren't they cool?" said the beautifully smart and handsome Felix.
Felix and all of his friends as well as his cousin with his friends and new money slave were all on a field trip to the sawmill because having tours of a sawmill isn't dangerous at all. Changbin's job as a money slave was to periodically throw some cash money at Felix, because he was a rich hoe, even though he was in college.
"Wow Felix! You're right! Like you always are! I'm so jealous of you!" exclaimed Jisung, who was also beautiful and smart and handsome, but much less so in comparison to Felix.
Suddenly they heard a weird nasally voice behind them, it was Seungmin! Here to insult them again!
But don't worry! Jisung and Felix knew what to do! They held out their hands and shouted three times, "Seungmin no insulting!"
After that they were safe, ductape appeared magically on Seungmin's mouth!
Changbin threw money at Felix in celebration.
"OMG FELIX AND JISUNG YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!!!" Yelled Hyungjin and Jeongin at the same time as the danced up to Felix.
"Teach us some of your awesome dance moves!" they said again.
"Of course!" said Felix and he started to dance with grace and flare. Everyone stared in amazement.
Changbin threw more money.
Hyunjin and Jeongin attempted the highly difficult dance moves and failed miserably.
It was stupid of them to try those awesome dances moves because of course, they are still in a Sawmill.
Hyunjin and Jeongin were so bad at copying the moves and also really clumsy in general. So clumsy that they both tripped!
Right into the saws!!!!
Unfortunately the sawmill's management team had their group all tied together with one rope like pre-schoolers so that they wouldn't get lost. It wasn't the best idea on their part... as a result when Hyunjin and Jeongin fell into the saws, the rest of the group were dragged along with them.
Seungmin had seen this scenario happening, and tried to warn everyone, but he couldn't because there was tape on his mouth. He got pulled into the saws right after Jeongin.
Felix and Jisung accepted their fate like men and were pulled into the saws after Seungmin.
Changbin managed to throw money one last time before he was sucked in as well, what a great money slave... rip.
"NOOOOOO" the unsuspecting Chan, Woojin and Minhoe yelled before they too were pulled in. They only came along cuz they wanted to appreciate some saws smh.
They all died a brutal, bloody and painful death. Except Felix and maybe Jisung because he is nice to Felix. They died a graceful death.
The End
Seungmin blinks once after he finished the story and stares at Felix, who smiles cheekily up at him.
"What the fuck did I just read?"
(Author's Note: Omg 😂 I'm so so sorry anyone had to read that. This is just a crack/filler chapter that I wrote before reading Imma_read_now 's second chapter in her book cuz I still need to do that (whoops sorry!). This was inspired by a conversation I had on LilmeowmeowXD 's message board and I just really felt the need to write it lol. Hope you enjoyed! Might delete this later after the next chapter comes out! Prepare for some ANGST!!! lol, maybe idk)
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