The Supergames (A Hunger Games Parody)

Chapter 3

Chapter Three

The rest of the second day passed by uneventfully, and so did the night. No one died, which was strange.....

Spiderman hadn't seen anyone besides Sonic, Green Goblin and Joker since the start.

Technically, since before the start.

Hopefully the president wouldn't be mad that he started early. He had a tendency to kill when he's mad.

It was getting lonely not seeing anyone. Since he left he'd been following Sonic, and of course Sonic out ran him, but he had had to try.

And now he was still stuck in his own web.

"Die, you worthless scum!" a voice said, coming from the trees. Harry Potter jumped out and casted a spell. A weak, flimsy laser flew from his wand and missed.

"What the?" he said.

Soon a stronger laser flew from a bush and cut Spiderman's web.

"Yes! I'M FREE!" Spiderman shouted.

"That is how you do it, Harry. Did you pay any attention in class?" asked Snape.

"Of course not!" answered Harry, offended, "Cause, you know, I had a life? Killing Voldemort and aiding Dumbuldore and important stuff like that. It's not like I spent all day on a chemistry set, like you. And plus, that python should have killed you," added Harry. "How are you still alive?"

Another laser flew from Harry's wand at Snape. He deflected it and launched one at Harry. Harry dodged. "Can we focus on the target, Harry?" snarled Snape.

"I don't know Snape, can we?" Harry snarled back.

They both turned to the destroyed web, but Spiderman had already started swinging away through the trees.

"This is all you're fault!" shouted Snape. "You and your stupid, arrogant father!"

"Oh no, you didn't!" Harry rolled his neck at Snape.

"Oh yes, I did!" Snape did a neck-roll back.

They then proceeded to cat fight.

Spiderman, who was watching from afar, thought, "What was that all about?"

He changed his mind about wanting to see someone. Solitude was just fine for him.

Suddenly, another laser flew through the bushes. "I thought I left them behind!" Siderman said, incredulous. Then Tony stark with a stepped out from behind a bush with a wooden blaster.

"Sorry, but I am hungry and am tired of these games," he whined.

Just then, the mention of the word 'games' caused Spiderman to have an epiphany.

"So that's what it was called! The Hunger Games!" Spiderman remembered. "That's the movie I was talking to you about on the pedastles!"

A lightbulb appeared briefly over Spiderman's head. Tony stared for a moment, then recovered.

"Yeah, we are on that show," Tony replied. "It has horrible ratings."

"No dip, with all the killing and stuff. I'm sure that people get pretty tired of it after a while."

"It's actually lasted longer than you think," said Tony.

Spiderman scoffed. "Longer than Golden Girls?"

"68 years longer," Stark corrected. "And I was actually going to kill you, but now I'm not, 'cause I like you."

Spiderman beamed. "Why, thanks! That sure boosts my self-esteem by.....a lot!"

"Well, it shouldn't, cause I'll probably just get desperate and annoyed with you later and kill you after all." Tony shrugged. "I am out of here."

Spiderman couldn't figure out why everyone wanted him dead. Did he not know something due to being alone for three days?

Just then, a capsule fell out of the sky. Spiderman opened it.

They're out to get you. The president is mad. Plus, I heard from your aunt that you were going to propose, so I broke into your apartment and stole the engagement ring. You probably won't live through this, so just in case you don't I'm going to sell the ring at a pawn shope.

                                       -Mary Jane

Spiderman thought for a moment before he took iin the real meaning of the message.

"NOOOOO! Don't sell that ring! It was my aunt's!"

Another capsule fell.

Too late! But I could probably get it back if you live. And btw, did you not understand that everyone is out to kill you?

                                  -Mary Jane

Spiderman buried his head in grief. The ring really put everything into perspective.

He had to live.

So Mary Jane could get it back, of course.

He totally didn't get that everyone was out to kill him, but why did it matter?

SHE SOLD THE RING!

*     *     *

*Earlier that day.....*

It was about sunrise on the third day that Link and Zelda were woken up by capsules falling on their heads.

Kill Spiderman. If you do you get a prize - that you can both win.

The note didn't say who it was from.

"Looks legit to me!" Zelda said cheerily.

Link scratched his head. "I feel like this has happened before, with two people winning. Isn't it bad to repeat the same idea in two similar or semi-similar works of literature?"

Zelda shrugged. "Who cares?" She then cuddled up close next to Link and batted her eyelashes at him. "All I care is to go home with you, my little love-bug."

"Get off me," Link commanded harshly, glaring at her. Zelda pounted. "Oh, come on, Link! Why are you such a romance-hater?" she said, hurt.

When she still didn't move, he shoved her off of him. She cried out.

"I don't hate romance," he muttered. "I hate you. You were WAY hotter when you were a real goddess. Why'd you have to go and take the form of Zelda?"

He stalked off.

She gave him the finger behind his back.

And with that, they began searching for Spiderman.

*     *     *

Tony was walking around looking for sticks to build a blaster when a capsule hit him on the head. All he got from the message was, "Kill Spiderman. Prize."

He threw it away, not caring about anything but a prize. He started wondering what it could be.

He gasped.

What if it was more iron?!

Like, you know!

For another suit!

He began gathering more sticks frantically. Time to squash a Spidey.

*     *     *

*Current time.....*

Zelda and Link were crouching in the bushes, waiting to ambush Spiderman.

"Zelda, do you see Spiderman?" Link whispered.

"Yeah, Link. I do! He's coming now!"

Link drew his sword and got ready to attack. Then, as he heard a noise above him, he crouched down and leapt.

"Link, look out!" Zelda shrieked hysterically.

Minutes later, canon fired.