I fucking sat there, smoking my smarties when I heard the stupid body discovery announcement go off. I hoped it was Maki or something, It was just Angie, I don't like her so I kicked her dead body while Shuichi yelled at me for being unprofessional.
"Lmao nobody likes that bitch"
I felt Korekiyo's tall ass behind me, I spoke up.
"Hey habibi whats up"
"Hey come to a seance with me egg head"
"Ok"
-Time skip cause I don't wanna write all this-
I blew out lights and we all sang mo bamba except Keyhole, Roomba wanted to sing Sicko Mode so we kicked him out cause Sicko Mode is for stupid people like him
"I GOT that she could stop hitting the orange justice now only to find out she was dead with a sickle in the back of her neck.
We then heard the body discovery announcement go off and Roomba, Neil Armstrong, and the other Backyardigans run in to see Tenko dead on the floor.
"What the fuck happened in here it smells like something a white person would do" Miu yelled
I looked over to see Korekiyo eating Tenko's dead body.
"Ew wtf are you doing shithead" Shuichi gagged
Korekiyo nutted after devouring the body.
-END HERE CAUSE I DONT FEEL LIKE WRITING THIS LMAO-
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RandomFor my dear gay friends and just jokes about the characters themselves, offensive? Very much, is this a joke? Fuck yeah, fucking "korekiyo x humanity" kinda shit y'know?
