- Hates flat-earthers no
- Eats your ass at 4 am on fridays
- Likes Red Lobster :(
- OLIVE GARDEN, PIZZA HUT YUCK
- Enjoys Bondage uwu
- Accidentally moaned his sisters name when fucKing you
- "ew wtf"
- "sorry"
- Slapped your ass so hard you fell
- Was straight up eating butter at 2 am on a sunday night
- Dislikes salt and boiling water
- Please dont let a grain of salt touch this man
- Eats snow
- Easily able to suck his own dick
- Actually pretty sweet
- Can be good boy
- But he is just too kinky
- literally will hold you till you wake up
- SMotHeRS yOU iN lovE uwU
- Adores being dominant
- Slept naked on the couch with a boner and he woke up saying he couldnt pee cause he had a boner
- Made you choke on his dick once
- Will force you to swallow
- Spits on you
- STOMPS ON YOUR SKETCHERS
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this gets updated tomorrow im tired
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RandomFor my dear gay friends and just jokes about the characters themselves, offensive? Very much, is this a joke? Fuck yeah, fucking "korekiyo x humanity" kinda shit y'know?
