- Eats all your food so you starve
- "Hey babe I'm in the pads isle what size pussy you wear" (IgNORE iF yoU hAVe a pP)
- Will run water for 45 minutes
-Throws water at you when your sleeping
-"PENIS!"
- Pranks you 23/6 (:
- "wAAAAAAAH, YOU'RE sO meAN!"
- Will choose Rainbow Road in Mario Kart
- Once smashed a glass bottle over your head
- Poured baby oil on the floor so you slipped
- Lit some hairspray on fire to make a flamethrower and chased you
- Ran around naked at 5 AM on a Tuesday
- He. Doesn't. Sleep.
- So he bugs you all night
- Especially on school nights
- Attaches himself to your leg until you give him attention
- Did I mention he doesn't shut up
- Puts cling wrap in the doorways so you run into it
- Jumped on your back and made you fall face first onto the floor (:
- Repeatedly fucking asked for a happy meal
- Went to Burger King just to get him a crown
- Kirumi is shaking finally someone did her job
- Busted down your door at 3 AM to say the bugs were chasing him
- He will kick ice cubes under the fridge or leave them there so your sock gets wet
- Boonk Gangs your shit all the time
- "BOONK GANG"
YOU ARE READING
DANGANRONPA FRIEND/FANFICTION
RandomFor my dear gay friends and just jokes about the characters themselves, offensive? Very much, is this a joke? Fuck yeah, fucking "korekiyo x humanity" kinda shit y'know?
