Viridescent

Chapter Twenty-One: Final Exams

Class 1-A was gathered in their homeroom as the school day came to an end. It was just minutes before dismissal and Aizawa had more or less left them to their own devices.

"I haven't studied at all!" Denki panicked. He currently had the worst grade in the class, just ahead of Mina's. Mina, by the way, seemed utterly unconcerned despite the fact that she hadn't studied at all, either. There were only five days left until the exams.

Hanta groaned. "The midterms didn't cover much since we'd basically just been admitted into the school, but between that and the Sports Festival, the finals are gonna be waaaaay different!"

"Not to mention there's a practical test," Minoru sniggered. "Must be tough."

Denki glared at him in betrayal- Aizawa had shown their class ranks by grade before he took off and he knew that Minoru somehow had the ninth best grade in the class. "Traitor!"

"Proudly," Minoru chuckled condescendingly.

Eijirou pumped his fists. "Come on, you two! All we gotta do is buckle down and study! We can all make it to the summer lodge!"

Shoto stared at them as he stood up, shouldering his backpack. "If you just attended classes normally, you'd be passing without any trouble."

Denki clutched at his heart as though he'd been stabbed. "That's cruel of you!"

Eijirou pointed his finger at Katsuki and Izuku, who were still packing their stuff up. "And with that...Katsuki!"

"The fuck you want?"

"Tutor us!"

"Suck my dick."

"I mean, I could, but it probably wouldn't end well for you."

Katsuki actually tripped as he got out of his seat and face planted on the ground. Izuku's jaw fell open, his face reddening in shock. In the back of the room, Momo blushed furiously and even Shoto just stopped in his tracks and stared at Eijirou.

The whole room was quiet, save Mina's quiet sniggering as Katsuki picked himself up and slowly turned towards Eijirou with a dumbfounded, blustered expression on his face. Eijirou was still grinning widely, his sharp teeth gleaming.

"...did you just offer to give me a fucking blow job?"

Mina lost her shit and started laughing hysterically.

"I suggested, hypothetically, that if I did, you'd probably regret it," Eijirou pointed at his shark-like teeth without batting an eye.

Katsuki just stared at him for a few moments, blinking like he was trying to process how the fuck he was actually supposed to respond to that joke. Was it a joke? Eijirou was so straight-faced, he couldn't tell.

He shook his head in bewilderment after a second. "Okay, whatever. Yeah, I'll tutor your sorry asses."

"I knew I could count on you, bro!"

Katsuki rolled his eyes. "Alright, how many of you fucks need help? Actually, no, I don't wanna waste my time counting. All of you can just come over to my place. Deku can help too, he's doing better than most of you scrubs. I ain't tutoring all of you myself."

"I could help out as well!" Momo offered.

He shrugged. "Sure, that works. What about sonic the hedgehog?"

Izuku shook his head, seeing as Tenya had already left the room. "I think he said he was going to spend most of the week with his brother."

"Fine," Katsuki grunted, throwing a hand up in the air as he left the room. "If you wanna get learned, hurry the fuck up!"