Cheating Hoe

Episode 1

Pole-kun never thought that Kay Kay-chan would actually cheat on him. He saw the signs: Kay Kay-chan drifting away, her talking about her new crush, and her friend Ramen Noodle Hair-chan scolding her for being a cheating hoe. Somehow, they went over his nonexistent head. Looking back, he realized it should have been obvious. It was too late now. Kay Kay-chan was gone, lost to the mesmerizing Bleacher twins and the mysterious Matt-senpai.

Speak of the devil, he saw her as she walked past him, her friends Ramen-chan and Waluigi-chan in tow. Kay Kay-chan didn't even glance at him. She looked so happy since they got a divorce. So free. Why couldn't he feel like that?

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Kay Kay-chan was being her normal self; that is, a hoe, until she stopped suddenly. In front of her was someone she hadn't seen since she was seven. Her old childhood best friend, Bench-chan! They hadn't talked in years.

"BENCH-CHAN!" Kay Kay screamed, tears of joy streaming down her cheeks. Waluigi-chan looked at her weirdly as Ramen-chan chased after Kay Kay-chan. The girl in question dropped to her knees, hugging her old friend.

"Kay Kay-chan, you dumbass! Don't be a cheating hoe again. I thought this was over!" Ramen-chan yelled at her friend, swatting her forehead with one lazy hand. Her other hand held a pink phone with an Otterbox case, not looking up from the Drarry she was reading.

"Yeah, Kay Kay-chan. Not cool." Waluigi-chan finally followed her friends though she honestly didn't give a rat's ass about her friend's love life. Or lack thereof.

"No! This is Bench-chan. She's not my girlfriend, just my best friend from elementary school." Kay Kay-chan sighed dreamily, sitting up to get a good look at the bench-haired girl. Wouldn't it be nice if she WAS her girlfriend though?

"Not to ruin the not-a-love scene but we have to get to class," Waluigi-chan complained, tapping her foot impatiently as Ramen-chan glared at her for actually caring about her education.

"Stop being an annoying goodie two shoes Ravenclaw!" Kay Kay-chan got up even as Ramen-chan yelled at her other friend, brushing non-existent dirt off her clothes. She gave a small, shy smile towards Bench-chan. Bench-chan would have smiled back if she had a mouth but she was a bench.

The three complete friends walked to their next class with Kay Kay-chan still daydreaming about her new crush.

Kay Kay-chan and Ramen-chan parted ways with Waluigi-chan when she left to go to English. Meanwhile, the other two girls had to go to gym and SUFFER.

Kay Kay-chan had mixed feelings about gym. On one hand, she had to exercise and it left her legs so weak she complained about them every day after school. On the other hand, she got to see her crushes!

"RLEACHER-SENPAI!" She hadn't seen him since the day before when he caught her cheating on him with his twin, Leacher-senpai. But that was yesterday and this is the present!

Running up to one of her countless lovers, Kay Kay-chan stopped in front of him.

"Rleacher-senpai! I missed you //w//" she squealed, somehow managing to say //w// out loud. She leaned forward and pressed a kiss on Rleacher-senpai's handrail. Ramen Noodle Hair-chan noticed her friend and let out a huge sigh.

"Really, Kay Kay-chan? I mean, I'm not surprised (you are a cheating hoe after all) but Leacher-senpai is ri-mmph!" The blonde's words were cut off as Kay Kay-chan covered her mouth with a hand. Ramen-chan shoved her off, wiping her mouth on her sleeve.

"Kay Kay-chan, you dumbass! You're such a cheating hoe..." Her anger at the anime protagonist faded as Kay Kay-chan did the eye thing. Letting out a huge sigh, the girls heard their gym teacher call them to the center of the room. Letting out a pitiful wail, Kay Kay-chan stole another quick kiss with Rleacher-senpai before Ramen-chan dragged her to the center. Tears brimming in her eyes, Kay Kay-chan let out a quiet, "I love you..."