Cheating Hoe

Episode 2

Kay Kay-chan woke up to the loud buzz of her alarm. She groaned, sitting up as she hit the button and revealing the bird nest on her head.

Kay Kay-chan groaned again, somehow managing to get up. However, she took forever and by the time she was dressed, it was 8:19. School started at 8:30 but she wanted toast!

...but Kay Kay-chan didn't know how to make toast. She remembered her friend Waluigi-chan teaching her after she revealed her incompetence but the steps faded from her brain like mist on a hot summer day.

So, of course, she grabbed a plain piece of bread. It couldn't be that hard, right?

...either the toaster was broken or Kay Kay-chan was doing something wrong. She checked her phone. 8:25! She was running out of time!

Rather than continue to struggle, she shoved the bread in her mouth. She waved to her father (who was drinking coffee as he read a newspaper) and flew through the house to the door. Yanking it open, Kay Kay-chan sprinted out of the house and ran towards the sidewalk towards her school.

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Kay Kay-chan somehow made it to school on time. She got into her spot in choir right just as the bell rang. She heaved a loud sigh of relief.

Waluigi-chan could see her from her spot as a Soprano 1 (high notes baby!) and raised her eyebrows at Kay Kay-chan with a questioning look. Kay Kay-chan shook her head in response, making a face that clearly meant "I'll tell you later."

Waluigi-chan shrugged and resigned to focus on her teacher, Mrs. One.

The two girls sang and stuff until choir ended. Kay Kay-chan went to her next class reluctantly. She wished she could still be asleep right now.

When Kay Kay-chan finally arrived at her next class, she trudged over to her seat and flopped down. As she waited for class to start, she heard giggling from behind her.

She turned around only to realize that two "popular" bitches had put gum in her hair. She sighed. Today was going to be a long day.

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Kay Kay-chan was hiding in the gym locker room, somewhat reluctant to go out into the gym. Ramen-chan had no idea why and was attempting to convince her friend to leave.

"Come on, Kay Kay-chan! You know I of all people hate gym, but Waluigi-chan will never shut up if we're late." Kay Kay-chan was mumbling some nonsense to herself while Ramen-chan finally gave up. Making a decision, she grabbed Kay Kay-chan's arm and dragged her to the gym.

Meanwhile Kay Kay-chan was freaking out about the fact that her love interests were a bunch of sentient objects...

...that were so HOT!

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After being dragged into the gym, Kay Kay-chan ran right into Wall Matt-senpai!

"M-Matt-senpai!" she managed to stutter out before she crashed into the handsome wall mat. The mat caught her as best as he could but it was difficult. (Y'know because he's a mat.)

"Kay Kay-chan! Are you okay?" Matt-senpai asked her, concerned, not noticing the jealous looks he was getting from the Bleacher twins.

"I-I think so," Kay Kay-chan said, looking up at Matt-senpai with large eyes. "It's my fault for tripping and crashing into you anyways."

"Oh, Kay Kay-chan, it could never be your fault. I would never blame you. You know I care for you." Kay Kay-chan blushed a deep red, not knowing how to respond.

"Kay Kay-chan!" The twins called. Somehow, Kay Kay-chan knew they would've put their arms around her if they had any. "Close your mouth..." Rleacher-senpai called; "...you'll catch flies!" Leacher-senpai finished.