Cheating Hoe

Episode 3

After the exhausting day before, Kay Kay-chan slept in. Ramen-chan had the idea of going to the mall for everyone to relax after the events of the previous day so they set a time to hang out. Kay Kay-chan didn't really want to go. She just wanted to stay in bed and sleep forever.

She heard a buzz on her phone. Kay Kay-chan ignored it but it continued. With a drawn out sigh, she opened her eyes and looked at it.

Ramen-chan sent a ton of Arrow memes that weren't even funny. I woke up for this? Kay Kay-chan groaned before actually getting up. There was no use trying fall back asleep now, with sunlight streaming into her room through her curtains.

After a short breakfast, Kay Kay-chan got ready for the day. She had to meet up with Kay Kay-chan, Waluigi-chan, and Fight Me-kun at 11:00. She checked her phone to see it was 9:11; she had plenty of time to waste.

Kay Kay-chan decided to just reread Waluigi-chan's story Cheating Hoe. After all, it was a timeless masterpiece.

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Kay Kay-chan arrived in the entrance of the mall (by the map, as agreed) to see Waluigi-chan and Fight Me-kun were already there.

"No Ramen-chan yet?" She asked as she approached her friends.

"Nope. Knowing her, she probably forgot. She has the shittiest memory out of everyone I know, even including myself." Waluigi-chan has grown tired of standing to wait and sat down on the floor.

"You do realize there's a bench right there, right?" Fight Me-kun asked. Waluigi-chan nodded.

"Yeah. Floor's better." After this comment, the trio recognized Ramen-chan's distinctive curly hair as she walked up the them.

"Hello humans," Ramen-chan greeted her friends like she wasn't a human herself. Though that isn't surprising. No real human would think Drarry is a good ship.

"Hi bitch!" Waluigi-chan greeted her friend back. "Anyway I'm fucking starving so let's get lunch. I vote for tacos."

The others agreed (there was no arguing with a hungry Ravenclaw) and Waluigi-chan celebrated ("Finally some good fucking food"). The girls and Fight Me-kun walked into a Mexican restaurant called Shut The Fuck Up, We Got Tacos!.

"Who names a restaurant something like this?" Kay Kay-chan wondered before shrugging and taking a seat in the group's booth table.

"I think this used to be a Chinese restaurant before... Look at that mural," Waluigi-chan commented. Her friends looked, seeing pandas with sombreros. "They just...painted on top of it, I guess."

"I mean it works so...fair enough." Fight Me-kun said the only thing he knew how to say.

A cute waitress came over to the table and the friends ordered. The name of the restaurant was fitting. All they had was tacos.

After eating their tacos, the friends left without paying. Well, they tried to. Waluigi-chan was a goodie two shoes who sent heart eyes to the waitress. She insisted on paying so she could give her a $100 tip.

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After eating, the friends explored to mall. Waluigi-chan dragged her friends into a theatre-themed store while Ramen-chan was mesmerized with Cheating Hoe merch.

Kay Kay-chan drifted behind her friends as a store caught her eye. It was small and tucked away in the shadows. Squished between Hot Topic and GameStop, no one would give it a second glance.

Except Kay Kay-chan.

Glancing at her friends out of the corner of her eye, Kay Kay-chan saw they were distracted. Leaving the group, she ducked her head and entered the store. When she did, the voice of an old man echoed, even in the small space.