Dumbass Stuck in HxH|| Various x reader

Vacation x with a x Catch

Chapter Eight- Vacation x with a x Catch 

( Y/N's P.O.V )

*Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare*

*Chomp, chomp, chomp*

"Are you secretly a chipmunk?" I ask Illumi, who is casually chomping away at a, I  think is a cracker. He takes another cracker into his mouth and makes more chomping sounds. I let out an awkward laugh realizing he wasn't going to answer me. I decide to get up and go to the food they have on the metal cabinet cart. Choosing a random plate, they all carried the same food, ready to eat a cracker when zoom. A monkey comes out of nowhere and steals my cracker. Looking at the weird faced monkey I realize the monkey belonged to #118. 

I was already feeling bored and hungry so the weird faced monkey theif really pissed me off. With unneeded rage, I glare at the monkey. The monkey sticks it's tongue out and jumps on #118's shoulder. Being really annoyed I accidentally release some of my spiritual pressure. All of the applicants look around in alarm, Hisoka's house of cards fall, and Hanzo falls on his face since he was doing ninja stuff. Not caring I direct some of my spiritual pressure towards applicant #118 making him fall to the ground. 

"You just pissed the wrong person off. I will kill you if you don't return my motherfucking cracker!" 

With weak legs, he returns my cracker. Since his filthy hands touched my cracker I shove said cracker into his right eye socket. "Remember this moment, Mcfuckface." He lets out a scream and falls to the ground. Murmuring curse words I sit down next to Hisoka who was re-building his house of cards.

"Someone's in a bad mood~" Hisoka states the obvious.

"No shit. They stole my precious cracker. I wanted to be a chipmunk like #301." I grumble taking a sip out of the drink the exam provided. Which happened to be some really good tea.

Hisoka makes a happy hum. Looking towards the area he was looking I notice a door open. "About time Gon and his friends got here." I get up and stretch my arms over my head. I walk over to Gon, Killua, and mother 'Pika. "Jeez, you guys took forever." I hug Gon. "Leorio I bet it was your fault." I glare as he comes out of the door arguing with Tonpa.

"No, he-" Gon gets interrupted.

"Yup. Leorio was being a pervert and cost us time." Kurapika folds his arms over his chest in annoyance.

"Leorio......you're a bad influence!" I throw the pan from before at him.

He falls dramatically to the floor twitching like a bug. Ding, a bell goes off and a voice comes from the intercom. "The third phase of the exam is over. Twenty-six applicants have passed. One has died." The door to the outside world opens. 

All of the applicants exit the door and walk out into the brightly lite up sky. I stare off in awe at the beautiful sight of the sea. " I'd like to congratulate all of you for escaping the Trick Tower. My name is Lippo, and in addition to being a Blacklist Hunter, I've been your proctor for Phase Three. Now I hope you don't mind this surprise." Lipo flicks his wrist and up comes an airship. " Your ride to the next phase is here."

All of the applicants get on the airship. I look at Lippo, "Was the Tampon really necessary? What was even the point of that room?" Lippo chuckles.