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Netero x the x Pedero

Chapter Six- Netero x the x Pedero

( Y/N's P.O.V )

" Allow me to introduce myself to the forty-three remaining applicants. I am Netero, Chairman of this year's Hunter Exam Selection Committee." Netero introduces standing next to the small little green Bean.

" I am his secretary, Beans." 

"Awe." I gush putting my hands on my cheeks. " Look at those pinchable chubby cheeks." 

The applicants give me a look but continue to listen to the Chairman. Beans looks at me, a blush presenting itself on his cute chubby face. "I'm in love." I dramatically place my hands on my chest, over my heart, and fall backward hitting the hard floor.

With a cough Netero continues, " Originally, I'd planned to make my appearance during the exams final phase, but as I'm already here...." He takes a dramatic pause. " I'm loving this tension in the air! So I think I'll stick around for the rest of the trip." He cheerfully laughs

Getting back up I exit the room hearing Beans talk about when we are scheduled to arrive. Entering the Dinner Hall I about faint. "So much food!" Grabbing random stuff that I like I find a random spot on the ground and begin eating. Hearing creepy sounds of, crack, rattle, crack. I notice Illumi make his way towards me. " 'Sup?" 

Illumi doesn't reply, just kinda stares at me. Before making a move toward the ceiling. " The ceiling?" 

Chocking on my (insert food) I go into hysterics. Alright, I get it, it's not that funny but just picture Illumi in his disguise doing what he just did. " Oh, mer gerd I was not expecting that." I pat his sad excuse of hair, "I adore you." With that, I walk away from the assassin who probably put me in his death note. 

Now just randomly walking around the airship I run into Hisoka, not literally. I pause in step watching in fascination as he makes a house of cards. How people do that, I will never know. Right, when his hand strikes out towards the masterpiece I yell, "Wait!"

Pausing his assault Hisoka looks at me with a hmm sound. "Does the little Ninja need something~"

"Yeah." I take out my phone. "Give me the best sexy smirk you got." With a snap, I catch a picture of the Majestic Hisoka and his house of cards. "Stop calling me 'little Ninja' my name's Y/N." With that, I sit next to him.

"As you wish little Ninja~," He says with a tone of mockery. 

"Hisoka.....suck my nonexistent dick!" Zoom, bad Satan bad.
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" I got bored, and was looking for some companions." 

"That's creepy old man. Sounds like you wanna get laid...who knew the Chairman was also a local pedophile." I let out a dramatic sigh.

Netero gives me a death glare but continues talking to Gon and Killua about the exam. Yada yada ya he finally gets to the good part. " If you're able to defeat me, I shall let you be Hunters!"

" Can I be included?" I ask being hopeful he'll say yes. This would make it easier to not create a butterfly effect for the last phase.

"Sure."

All of us agreeing we head to the gym room. I take a seat on the ground as Netero explains the rules to the two boys. Gon looks back at me. " Are you sure you don't want to join us, Y/N?" He asks.

"Yeah, I'll wait once you guys are done. Go all out but remember the limits of the room. Good luck!" I make an attempt to encourage them, mostly Gon. As I watched the fight this is basically what happened; Bang, miss, another miss, surprise kick from Gon, ball runs away, bang, bang, miss, miss, Killua gets pissed falls to the ground, angry Killua leaves, sneaky Gon misses again, dun dun dun Netero uses his right hand and makes Gon hit the wall. Cheerful Gon falls asleep. 

Laughing I get up. " Before we begin I'm going to take Gon to his friends, don't want to accidentally hurt him." I pick up Gon and flash step to Kurapika and Leorio. Then flash step back to pervy Netero.

" You're a fast one, I see. Why do you want to become a Hunter?"

" Why won't you teach me Nen?" I counter with some sass.

"Touche. Alright if you get the ball from me and keep it for thirty seconds I'll think about teaching you. Fair?"

" Hell yeah! Let's do this." 

'Thirty seconds...THIS OLD MAN IS UNDERESTIMATING US!'

Guess we'll just have to show him.

WARNING cringe "battle" scene

( Third P.O.V)

The (h/c) haired shinigami makes a direct attack, she charges at the old white-haired male. Faking a grab for the ball she flash steps behind Netero. Netero swiftly dodges her grab. Y/N focuses her spiritual pressure on her hands. Once again she charges at Netero, aiming a punch at his face, he once again dodges. Which she had already seen coming so she flashes steps behind him kicking his legs from underneath him he lands on the floor. Losing his grip on the ball Netero watches as the (h/c) haired girl makes a quick dive for the ball. 

Now in control of the ball Y/N is the one dodging Netero's attack. Fumbling with the ball she does a backflip away from him. Realizing that he had cornered her against a wall Y/N lets out a sigh. Netero raises his brow as he watches her turn her back to him. She jumps up and pushes her legs against the wall, uses this as a platform she pushes off the wall. Netero, who was charging at her, face plants into the wall causing damage. 

With a wide exciting eye, the (h/c) haired girl exclaims. " I win!"

Netero rubs his beard, " It appears you did." He walks up to the girl and continues," Applicant #13 you are now a Hunter. Well, at least when I get a card prepared for you. Do you wish to finish the other exams?"

"Yeah, I got nothing better to do. Heh, so I beat you. That's so epic, I actually beat the Master of Nen...though it was only stealing a simple ball. Oh well, I feel accomplished see ya at the finals." She waves bye and exits the room.

Netero scratches his head. " Her presence was hard to detect and her stamina is crazy. That one is special indeed."