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Jealousy x is x Fun

Chapter Nineteen- Jealousy x is x Fun

( Y/N's P. O. V )

"Lieutenant (L/N)!" The sound of my door slamming open startles me awake.

Looking around in confusion my eyes connect with a pair of grey eyes, belonging to my Captain, Soi-Fon. "When the heck did my door get fixed?"

Captain Soi-Fon's grey eyes glare at me. "Lieutenant (L/N)," Soi-Fon repeats as she steps closer to me. "You had me and the rest of the division worried." Her arms wrap around my shoulders hugging me tightly. 

"Wow, someone's touchy today! I feel special, Captain!" I hug the badass woman back who quickly pushes me away with a red face, a frown on her lips.

"I am not getting all touchy with you, I was simply worried is all." She turns on her heels. " The Head Captain wishes to see you."

"Love you too, Soi-Fon!" I yell as she slams my door closed behind her. "Well, time to get changed." The clothes I was previously wearing started to fade away. What replaced them was that same black tank top and black sweats. The black medical tape was wrapped around my arms and legs as always. Around my neck was my favorite red scarf with my hidden blade in the shape of a key underneath said scarf. Shattered Ra, my Zanpakuto was sheathed and rested on my hip. Taking one of my hair ties from around my wrist I quickly put my long (h/c) hair up in a high ponytail looking around my room I spot my Void Bag, which I grab before I flash step to the Head Captain's Office.

"Salutations, Head Captain. Lieutenant (L/N), reporting for duty!" I give a mocking salute to the tired-looking Captain.

"Good morning, (L/N). Are you sure you are prepared to leave? Said your goodbyes?" He curiously asks.

"Not yet. My Captain, just told me you wished to see me so here I am." Feeling nervous I start to rock back'n forth on the heels of my feet.

"I see." Genryusai stands up. "All Captain's please enter."

The doors are dramatically open. The sun's bright rays illuminate the room as all 13 Captains enter the room. 

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Opening my eyes I'm slightly taken aback by my surroundings. All around me people are cheering for Hisoka, who has lost an arm in his fight against that one guy named, Kastro. "Weird..." Not seeing any empty seats I lean against the nearest wall. I watch in fascination, also slightly disturbed as Hisoka plays with his own severed arm, as Hisoka covers his severed right arm in a scarf. His arm disappears and his awesome cards fall from where his arm was. Hisoka begins to talk about math, confusing the heck out of the crowd, and then he shoves his hand into his arm. Okay, this is far more disturbing in real life. "Holy fucking shit! Are you kidding me Hisoka?" I practically yell over the silent crowd.

Hisoka's beautiful golden amber eyes lookup. Slightly wide in surprise, but quickly narrow as a smirk form on his lips. He says nothing and continues his 'magic trick' by pulling an Ace of Spades card out of his arm. "I am so happy this is not like the manga." Now having the crowds attention on his trick Hisoka uses his Texture Surprise ability to 'restore' his right arm. As he talks to Kastro he lets Kastro severe his left arm. Showing the crowd his 'restored' arm and leaving Kastro confused. "This is more confusing than watching on a screen." 

Hisoka basically reveals that he is now bored with the battle. He then easily defeats Kastro, the poor fool who never had a chance. Hisoka being victorious confidently strides out. Before he completely exits his eyes make contact with mine, licking his lips he mouths something I can't make out from the distance I stand. "Seriously!" Feeling slightly annoyed, and slightly concerned, I make my way to follow him. As I walk the halls I slightly release my Spiritual Pressure to feel Hisoka's aura, what the manga/anime never gave his location, or maybe it did.  Softly humming to myself I feel his aura just barely graze mine. 

"Found ya," I whisper as I grab ahold of the doorknob only to pause when I hear Machi's voice on the other side.

"Well, I'm heading back now."

"Already?" I could just barely hear the disappointment in his voice.

"Yeah. Why stick around after the job is done? There's only so much Nen Stitches can do so try not to overdo it until your arm is firmly attached-"

"Ah and here I thought we could have some fun~" Hisoka's seductive voice purred.

To this, I open the door. The sight I see is very...I'll just leave it at that. Hisoka, for whatever reason, had pinned Machi to the wall. His face being awfully close to hers. Machi looked highly annoyed and kept a poker face.

"There's a reason why I came here..."

"Oh~" His face seemed to light up.

"You know, I was actually worried." Annoyance clear in my voice. Hisoka snaps his head in my direction. "But...Fuck you, fuck you very, very much~" I sing as I back out of the room with both my middle fingers up in the air. Once fully out of the room I slam the door shut. Now feeling bitter I go to my room, they surprisingly let me keep my room, and lay on my bed. I let out a sigh at the remembrance of the rumors or would they be called theories? Well whatever, the Hunter x Hunter fans all theorized that Hisoka had eyes on Machi. The feeling being "love" or "lust" which we all know is basically impossible for Hisok, minus the last part, but seeing as he had her pinned to the wall when she said she was going to leave and hearing the disappointed tone in his voice at her "rejection" just...just kinda makes me re-think what if. This isn't like the manga/anime, the characters - people - aren't going to act precisely to their manga/anime counterparts or whatever they would be called.

"I hate you. Hisoka!"

"How you wound me so, Little Ninja~"

"The fuck-" Hisoka was just casually camping out on my window. I didn't even feel his Nen! Did he hide it? "My window wasn't even open earlier! You freaking creep!" I throw a Kunai at him in surprise.

Hisoka easily catches it, though he gets electrocuted in the process. "Well... that was new." He grumbles from the floor. From the shock, he had fallen out of the window and into my room.

I cross my arms. "Wish you would have fallen backward."

"Someone's grumpy," Hisoka states the obvious and takes a seat next to me on my bed. "So, you saw my fight. What did you think?"

"Like you could really call that a fight." At this Hisoka raises an eyebrow. "It was really just another one-sided fight. You easily took him down. For some reason you allowed him to sever your right arm. Probably so you could get all touchy touchy with Machi."I bitterly say. Why am I so salty?

"Is someone jealous?" Hisoka's face lights up. With a teasing smirk, he lifts my chin up. "Would you prefer me to get all "touchy touchy" with you instead?" He moves his face closer to mine. "I can rearrange that~"

"..." Slightly stunned at his flirting I change my gaze to anywhere that wasn't his eyes. Instead, I look at his arms. His Texture Surprise was very impressive but I could still see the outlines from his aura. I grab ahold of his arm. "Your Nen skill is very interesting," I mumble out loud.

Hisoka let's out a chuckle. "Way to change the subject."

"But, I can still see the outlines of the scarfs due to your aura."

His eyes go slightly wide in surprise. Taking advantage of his surprise I get rid of aura, the scarfs fall off and onto the floor. "How did you-"

"Shush." I focus my attention on the stitches still visible. Using my own aura I undo the stitches and use a healing kido to fully heal the wound done to both arms. "No more stitches!" I cheer proudly at my kido abilities.

"Guess there's more to the Little Ninja then meets the eyes."

"Hisoka, my fucking name is Y/N! So start fucking calling me Y/N! Or at least give me a cute nickname!"

"Hahaha." His laugh seems never-ending. Then he puts a hand on top of my head. " So feisty." He leans in. "Goodnight, Y/N. Come join me tomorrow for some breakfast." With that, he exits via my room.