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Run x Ninja x Run

Chapter Ten- Run x Ninja x Run

( Y/N's P. O. V )

"Only the Fourth Phase and the Final Phase remain." Lipo points behind him, " The Fourth Phase will take place over there, on Zevil Island." The light reflects on his glasses making them gleam.

Creepy.

"More like Devils Anus," I muttered looking at the island.

"Little Ninja, dear, you say anus a lot~ I wonder, are you implying something?" Hisoka purrs wrapping his wonderfully muscled arm around my shoulders pulling me closer to his godly shaped body from behind. Now being pressed up against him I tilt my head back and look up at him.

" Do I like it in the anus? Never tried so maybe, maybe not." Shuddering at the wicked grin Hisoka gives I pull away from his oddly comfortable hold. "Hanzo!" I cheer seeing the bald man from a distance. " How 'bout we shinobi stick together?"

Hanzo looks down at me with a raised eyebrow, " What if you're my target?"

" Then we'll have an epic fight!"

He grins, " If you're not my target then yes, I would be honored to team up with you. Normally I'm the type of guy who goes solo, but even I can not refuse an offer from a pretty lady who is also quite powerful~" He says dramatically with a wide smile, his arms crossed, and the sun shines on his bald head from behind.

" Fuck yeah! Hanzo and Y/N! The Anus Squad!"

"NOOO!"

"The Edgy Adults?"

" I'm not Edgy!"

"Run Ninja Run?"

" You really want to say, ' We are the badass Run Ninja Run Duo.'"

" That would be cool?"

Hanzo pinches the bridge of his nose and heavily sighs. " How about, The Void Runners?"

"Why?"

" You really gonna question mine?"

" I liked mine better...but fine we'll be, ' The Void Runners. '" Interesting to me since I literally got swallowed by the void and spat out into a suppose- to -be the fictional world.

" Everyone's got a card? Then, remove the seal on your card."

Hanzo and I look at each other. I show him mine, which was blank, and he shows me his which is #197. We grin at each other and high five feelings a bit relaxed. Though I was confused about why I got a blank card. Hanzo seemed a bit confused himself but didn't say anything.

"The card indicates your target." (Almost) everyone hides their tag, " This box has recorded which card each of you drew. This means you're free to dispose of the cards if you wish. The objective is to steal your targets ID tag."

I look down at my blank card, I wonder if this has to do with me interfering with this reality or if it's Netero's doing. Since I'm already a Hunter it's reasonable that they might have tweaked the cards to make sure I don't do anything that could cause one of the other applicants to fail. Maybe this blank card gives me the ability to hunt whoever I want? There are so many possibilities! My inner dialogue comes to stop when Hanzo shakes me back and forth and yelling in my face.

" Stop zoning out! Your missing vital information!"

"Nah not really. We just gotta hunt, with any means necessary, to get all our points. It's pretty simple. A week on Devils Anus, right?"

" Its called 'Zevils Island' not 'Devils Anus.'"

" Boo, that's boring." I cross my arms childishly.

".....you must gather enough ID tags to a total of six points. That is the condition for clearing the Hunter Exams Fourth Phase."

That one lady begins to talk our ear off. The ship continues on its way towards Devils Anus. Me being well bored like always make my way towards Hisoka and Illumi. " So who are your guys' targets?" I ask sitting Indian style in front of them.

" Info for rattle info," Illumi mutters but Hisoka, being Hisoka, nonchalantly shows me his card.

" Do you know who that is?"

" Nope do you?"

" Yeah, that's the guy with the poison or paralyze dart thingy that looks like a bee nest," I say pointing at Gar- something.

" Interesting~ So who you hunting Little Ninja? Surely not little ol' me?"

" Apparently no one." I show them my blank card.

" Did you even rattle ask?"

" Nope." I throw my hands up not really carrying. A blank card, meaning I don't have to hunt, not the right word to use but, hunt anyone. I lay my head down on Illumi's lap. " imma use you as a pillow." I don't ask just do.

" Wake tic up."

" The second person may start!"

" Shit!" I jump up and run off the ship, "You're a great pillow G!" I still don't know how to pronounce his name. Too much effort.

I run into the forest. I see Hisoka and bounce towards him. I jump on his back, " Hisoka~" I notice him tense, " What it's just little ol' me. Didn't sense me I take it." I chuckle. Well, good to know he barely senses me.

" In-"

" I need the other half of The Void Runners, I don't wanna be a lonely runner!" Hanzo's loud voice interrupts Hisoka. Making said person bloodlust lash out. Yup, he gonna be at his limit soon.

" Well bye~" I kiss Hisoka on the cheek and run off to find my partner.

" Run little Ninja, run while you still can~"

I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that...