Vending Machine Hustle

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I went on a search for Mountain Dew, It took me forever but my persistence pulled me through. I found the shrine of drinks divine. But low and behold, I left my money behind.

Feeling down I went looking for cash, This quest lead me 'round and 'round in a mad dash. I searched my pockets, bags and purse. Resigned to a fate of death by extreme thirst.

I then happen upon a kind soul, Whose money out did she dole. Saved from thirst I ran back, Only to find the machine was out of whack.

Now I hope you learn from my mistake, Always have change, don't leave things up to fate. For if you do, you might end up like me, Stuck drinking an overpriced lemon ice tea.

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This amusing bit is dedicated to my amazing friends Mally and Bree. Just so you both know I did actually have to buy the ice tea instead of the Mountain Dew. Thanks for the support, oh and Bree I owe you one.

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