COURTNEY'S POV
"Shrek im hungry!" Courtney yelled. All I could think about was eating and shrek wasn't feeding me!
Like helloo!! Shrek, you're meant to feed me, i'm a growing women!
Get up with the program...
"Courtney! calm down! i'm cooking you something special!" Shrek replied, stressed & frightened of how courtney will react after he gives her the food he has made for her.
"Well cook faster! it's not like onions are that hard to cook!" I replied out of frustation.
sHREK SLOWLY ENTERS THE tv room and situates himself infront of me.
"Here i cooked roasted eyeballs... i know theyre your favourite!" Shrek told me, happily.
"O M G THANKS SO MUCH THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAV! ILY!" I SCREAMED & HUGGED MY SPECIAL MAN!
"you're welcome!" SHrek replies.
"sHREK Can i have some of your onions?" i questioned, hoping he'd say yes.
"Don't eat my onions!" Shrek screamed at me.
"EXCUSE ME! I AM A WOMEN & IF I WANT SOME OF YOUR FOOD YOU BETTER SHARE IT WITH ME"
