SHREK'S POV
To say the least, I think Courtney maybe be a tad bit crazy. LIKE EXCUSE ME BUT, I DIDN'T GIVE HER PERMISSION TO RUN OUT OF MY HOUSE!!
Only joking, she just thought i'd freak out; which i didn't. Turns out, Lord Farquaard & i have a ton in common, such as our love for onions.
However, I'm quite upset that Courtney didn't tell me the truth about her living in his kingdom, due to us having a special friendship (BESTIES 4 LYF!)
Hence why, Ive decided to confront her about it. She can't just tell me something and run off! ... like seriously there's this thing called respect! (If you don't know what it is... look it up... you might need it)
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As i stand infront of Lord Faquaad's kingdom, i'm hestitant to enter. Will people judge me? Afterall i am a fat, green orge.
I can see Courtney sitting in her bedroom talking to somebody. However, i cannot distinguish who it is.
Suddenly, the unknown creature comes into view, it's donkey. To say the least, i'm highly surprised! What is donkey even doing here?!
Unable to handle Courtney and Donkey together i rush into the castle & straight towards Courtney's room.
In the process of running to my destination, i somehow managed to run straight into a stone wall; it hurt, a lot.
----- 3 DAYS LATER----
I wake up in a room i'm unacustomed to. There are strange paintings covering the walls & for a fleeting moment i thought their was a painting of me.
Turning my head to the left, there sitting on a vintage stool is Courtney, staring out the window. I did not expect to see that fabulous girl sitting there!
"COURTNEY!" I shout, trying to gather her attention.
"Why don't i have 5 legs?" She inquires. "Infact why doesn't anybody have five legs?" .
"The world is a strange place Courtney, you just have to live with it." I respond, solemnly.
