Courtney:
Shrek has been acting really strange!1!!1!!111!!1111 He keeps disappearing when i need him most! Something sketchy is going on with Shrek and i'm going to find out what he is hiding from me, so i hired a spy. Yes, i'm aware that hiring a spy is too far but, it had to be done! i can't live my life doubting Shrek, and i know that i should just trust him but recently he is making it extremely hard to do that!
I met the spy teacher, his name is Boone. He looks like this famous boxer but also like Nick Jonas yunno? Anyways, he's convinced he's the best in the spy business, saying he can help me kill Shrek... the only problem is, i don't want to kill Shrek!
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Boone and I have a lead, so we travel far and wide to candy mountain where we were greeted by Princess Bubblegum, who wasn't surprised to see us at all.
There were multiple footprints covering the path, Boone and i followed. And that's where i found him, Shrek - the love of my life, with another person hidden at the end of the dark, deserted alleyway. The light from the street lamp illuminated his most beautiful feature, his ears. That's when i knew i couldn't take it anymore, i broke. My back slid down the brick wall, i tried to hold in the tears, but they were way too powerful. A sob escaped my lips and i put a hand over my mouth, with my body shaking with each cry.
I should've known what was happening, Shrek had been so so distance and with all the fans tweeting me pictures of him with a mysterious person, i should've picked up on something being wrong. But, i can do anything about this situation and all i seem to be able to do is cry.
Maybe Shrek and i just weren't meant to be.
