When can I see you again? Johnlock AU

Le Straight?

"Are you an owl or what? "
"Hoot hoot, motherfucker" I just say back, as blunt as he had.
Heh, as if I was some Volleyball player... Wait, wHaT?
"Anyway, how do I look?" Sherlock asks. Tsk, does he spin around now, akring all girly to annoy the fuck out of me?
Better get up earlier, my fucks to give have long disappeared.
Fallen my fingers.
I take my time, observing him. Stunned by his beauty.
This black...
It- it goes perfect with the black.
"I am truly blinded by your beauty, Sherlock", I tell him, dead in the face. Man I'm holding myself back so much right now. I can't!
I feel my facade crack... And then...
Wheezing.
Molly joins me after approximately one second.
I guess I like the floor, because I am again at it. Body slaming since my legs simply gave up.
"Oh my *wheez* John th-that was a... a good one!" Molly says under her breath.
"I appreciate it" I say back. At least I try to say it. Sounds more like 'I a pea city'. Damn you laugh! Welp, now we're laughing even more.

~ Time skip brought by turtle america

Finally, we calmed down.
"So, when are you both giving us an explanation about this insider joke of yours?" Mrs. Hudson asks, her voice way too sweet to be normal.
Oh. Heck. She's pissed.
My mother used to talk in this voice when she was super angry at me or Harry.
"Oh... Sorry" I apologise fast, scratching my neck.
Step number one to calm her down was to apologise and look as cute as you can. Good thing I'm such a hobbit.
Small things are always cute, right?
"You see, I am-" I was cut of by an odd sound.
The room was suddenly filled with 'Shine bright like diamond'. I snort.
Sherlock just sighs.
"Who of those idiots has changed my ringtone again? And diamonds cannot reflect, whoever wrote that song was a complete fool. They REFLECT. " he seemed so done at that moment.
"Yes?... Ah yeah of course... Obviously... Told you so Lestrade!..."
We all sat there in silence. In the middle of his conversation I might have said 'so I sat there, barbecue sauce on my titties' earning a small laugh in return.
I hear him putting the phone back.
"I am off" Sherlock says grabbing something.
"Wait Sherlock" Molly runs after him "You have work, I need to take off now and you need to talk with John first."
Her voice is stern. She must be serious.
"But..." Sherlock pouts.
Next he must have glanced to Mrs. Hudson because she says :"Not your babysitter"
"Whatever, follow me John"
"Oh no, you don't intend to take him with you, do you?"
"I do"
"Sherlock! You saw how bad his condition is don't you dare make it worse!"
"John, you have seen many things in war, right?" Sherlock asks.
Blood. Dripping. From. My. Fingers.
"Horrible things"
"Want to see more? "
"Never longed to see more than ever"
"And you are a doctor?"
"Indeed."
"Then follow me!" With that I hear a swish and he's taking his leave.
I stumble around, grabbing my coat in the process and fall down the stairs.
I have nothing to loose so why don't I try? Maybe it helps.
The door opens smoothly and I feel a light breez carassing my cheeks. They are still a bit wet from tears.
I take a deep breath and step out, Sherlock following soon after and closing the door after himself. Wh-where am I?
I suddenly feel lost.
Nothing but darkness around me but still hearing everyone around me.
Honestly, I scares me.
My hands begin to shake a bit. Though I have no time to panic Sherlock already takes his leave.
In my panic I reach out into his direction.
I feel some fabric between my fingers. It's soft and let's me calm down a little.
Sherlock seems tense, I can feel it.
"I... I am sorry bu-but I cannot really bear crowds. Would you mind if I...?" I murmur, getting even more quiet at the end.
My head is facing the floor, trying to hide small blush painted across my cheeks.
"Sure..." Sherlock answers and than hastily shoves "I mean if it help you" in there.
I mumble a quiet thanks and feel him leaving and I follow.

A/n so much shipping *screech* oh my I was so hyped writing right now and itvs a big update (for me).
Welp, see you and pls vote and comment <3