The cough fills the air yet again and the awkwardness joins soon after. I shall simply name it cough of awkwardness... Every single inch of my body tells me one thing: run! Run you fucking idiot.
I hate awkwardness so much, ugh. You can say I can't stand it. Since I tried to run? 'kay...
" I am sorry John, but I don't understand this question..." says Lestrade making clear that our joyful chatter has broken down already. Yeah me too, that joke was awful.
"Uhm.. You see I am... Well.. I don' t know where I am!"
"But shouldn't you? I don't want to sound rood, however
I believed it is pretty obvious"
I sighn again, sure just let me sighn gor the millions of times. Not as if I could do something else!
"You see, John-"
"No I don't"
"What?" Lestrade is completly perplex, staring blankly? Yeah probably.
"I don't, that's the problem."
"Wait, I can't comprehend what you are saying?"
"Oh it's pretty simple. I don't, I just answered your statement. I feel so threatened, how could you mistreat me?" find my sarcasm in there, ha.
However, Lestrade seems to loose it, not in a angry way, but he trips over his words insecure.
"Wha- I... I am truly, truly sorry if I offended you in anyway... I did nit mean to... to..."
Yep insecure. Man I should release him, he was or is still so nice...
"No, no, I was just playing with you, I am-"
"Ohh, than I am relieved. Phew, did not want to loose one of my customers."
How. Rude. I was trying to explain everything to you. Idjit. I take everything back, Lestrade is not nice, I repeat he is not! (ok that wa a lie)
"Customers?" I ask. My turn to be insecure, do we take turns now? Unfaire that I am the one always getting it.
I hear a fake gasp from Lestrade. Then a swish, he probably put his hand on his cheeks making a really surprised face to taunt me. Payback time, huh?
" Honey, who did you think I am?"
" 'don' t know, a friend of Sherlock?"
The small giggle says itherwise I mumble a quiet 'nevermind, already planning my escape root, when... Lestrade drags me yet again across the room, a door opening and closing first before me and then behind me signaling me that he hadragged me out of the room.
"tadaaaa"
I can almost, only almost see him posing infront of whatever, a really proud face on him.
And I ruin it. Like everything ever.
My face is blank, no surprise, no happyness nothing. You may ask now why I did nothing in this moment. Simple: I try to keep honest as much as possible.
To make him less disappointed I slightly tilt my head and make an awkward smile. Confused.
He clears his throat, defently disappointed by my reaction.
"Nothing? Come on, I am the owner of this adorable zoo."
I spit out my imaginable water. "DID YOU SAY A MOTHERFUCKING ZOO?!"
"Yeah, there are relly cute ones behind me... You really need glasses."
"Trust me, they won't work. "
Lestrades gaze lingers on me, he is definitely confused NOW.
A/n sorry for the late update ;-; exams are kicking my ass and I'vE fAlLeN... I will try to update more regularly...
AnYwAy, I hope you enjoyed this chappie, have a wonderful week-end and see you soon <3
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When can I see you again? Johnlock AU
RomanceJohn lost his eyesight during war... and his friends. Broken inside and outside he returns to England where he is forced to have a carer. However the carer seems a bit odd, who might it be? Trigger Warning! Contains harsh language!
