So This Might Be A Book

On equipmentatos

Yes if you noticed a word in the title isn't real you can now teach college English, congratulations. Now what is an equipmentato? Well it is my potato that I will tomorrow submit for a grade because I cannot draw.

I'm skipping too many things, let me start in saying this is for a biology project. To create an equipment man made up of scientific apparatus and explain how to safely use said utensils. Now why isn't mine a man? Well I can use it as a back up argument to make feminists think I'm on their side because why is it called a man? Why not a woman? In actuality though it is simply because I posses no artistic talent.

In my defense I did attempt to make it a man at first, the only problem is that after drawing the outline I made it very obvious it was a man. You could tell because all you would have to do is look between my creation's legs and you would see a lopsided and kind of sad looking penis.

I do enjoy saying the word penis mainly because it is never actually suitable in a conversation, also if someone annoys me I can usually just say that and they will leave me alone for fear of my sociopathic tendencies or the fact that I could be a gay man. Not that this would surprise anyone, but it is kind of helpful sometimes.

There are quiet a few idiotic people in the world and I believe my high school has managed to congregate them in a suitable environment filled with teachers who reek of incompetence, yet there are outliers to the otherwise depressing status of my high school that I would love to talk about but due to the constraints of me typing and having mercy on my thumbs and you not losing interest and reading this simply because I begged you to it will have to wait.

So biology assignment resulting in an unplanned anatomy lesson. That is why I opted out for a potato which possesses no clearly seen genitals. My equipmentato has a left arm made of dissection scissors and a left of tongs both covered in safety gloves. A left leg of a Florence flask and right of a graduated cylinder. It is wearing safety goggle to protect it's eyes which happen to be a Petri dish and a magnifying glass. Its mouth is a thermometer that fills up when happy and drains when sad. Lastly its nose is a microscope slide.

It sounds lovely. On the back I need to put summaries, which I should probably get to, I just wanted to try and write something short today. Try to make your own equipmentatos.