wherever there's an "H" that means it's me bc yolo bye thanks for sending ur questions ily all
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luke; (i'm cRYING AT SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS OMFG)
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Q; can u pls tell ashton the fU CKING TRUTH MY GOD
L; //laughs// ill do anything, but that.
Q; WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
L; oh, um, //plays with hands awkwardly// nothing, nothing.
Q; Haven't you ever gotten sick, like the flu, from standing out in the rain or are you like super human?
L; i'm actually superman, but shhh, don't tell ashton. //winks// //laughs// nah, i'm just kidding. i wish. i've gotten the flu plenty of times, but i think it's all worth it because of the meaning behind it all.
Q; do u eat ass
L; no goodbye //whispers// sometimes tho.....
Q; hi luke! date me?
L; i would...but anything that has a vagina scares me. //cringes//
Q; you're so cute *pinches your cheeks*
L; god, you sound like my mother. //groans//
Q; can you tell us what happened between you and Ashton?
L; //sighs// i would but...//closes eyes// //whispers// haley's sworn me to secrecy until further notice. //smirks//
Q; why do you only come outside when it rains
L; it happened in the rain.
Q; What things do you want to do with Ashton, sexually? ;))))))))))
L; oh my god, //blushes, but smiles// nothing! you pervs.
Q; so...you a virgin? (OMFG)
L; of course not! //laughs nervously// OKAY YES I AM PLEASE STOP NAGGING ME ABOUT IT JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T TAKE IT.
Q; What do you want to do with Ashton?
L; d'ummm, //smiles awkwardly// //looks left and right// //whispers// fine. everything we used to do.
Q; why won't you tell ashton the truth
L; what's there to tell? //smirks//
Q; So, if you and Ashton had ever / will have s e x (cuz yknow, idk if ash is in an coma or what not), who tops ?
L; ME ALWAYS ME, right haley?
H; oh, honey, you got another thing coming to you.
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ashton;
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Q; PICK UP THE PIECES ASHTON! BUILD A LEGGO HOUSE OR SOMETHING
