The Great YouTuber Slash Fiction

Chapter 2: Jelix - Quizzes and Tests

Originally posted March 31, 2017 to AO3  

"Do you think if were got together, actually, that the media would start to write about that? And not writing about the whole... racist thing."

"I think that that would be a nice change of pace for a while."

"Actually, no, 'cause then they'd misrepresent that, and then uh, they'd probably make us out to be some sort of homicidal maniacs or something."

"Yeah, that's probably a bad choice."

You look at the picture again. No, you stare longingly at the picture. He's beautiful man, with lusious blond hair, ocean-blue eyes, soft skin and a cute little nose. That flower crown frames his head like a halo.

This quiz is way too on the nose here. Will people be suspicious? No, only a crazy fangirl or dumbass fanfic writer would take this and twist it into something it's not supposed to be.

So you decide to turn this into a joke. Try to get him in another quiz. But the second quiz is less clever, or just doesn't have coincidence on its side, and your result is different.

Crabstickz. Ew. Not in a million years.

And then you go hunting for another quiz, trying to get matched up with Felix again, but you are unable to repeat the first quiz's result.

Like it matters. You've got the real deal.

You end the recording with the usual like a boss! And turn the camera off. You decide now is a good a time as any to contact your boyfriend.

Hey felix

He responds two minutes later.

Hey jack :)

What's up

youll never guess what

What?

I was filming today
like i do

I couldve guessed that

yes haha i know
but I decided to do youtuber boyfriend quizzes to find my true love

O rly?
So who am i gonna have to keep an eye on

dont worry, i got you

Rly?

Yes

Well if the quiz says i'm your youtuber bf thdn clearly we're meant for each other
*than

obviously
it was filmed though. I wanted to check w/ you before i gave to my editor and posted it

I don't mind, it's not like theyll be able to guess that we are in a relationship

yeah good point lol

Gtg Marzias calling
Bye my Irish potato

bye you swedish meatball :)

The conversation ends there. And like always, you wish it was just a little longer. Long-distance relationships aren't the most fun, but at least you have his videos to watch. Still, living in a house together would be...

Your train of thought is interrupted when, as if she was cued to, Signe arrives home. You delete the conversation and close the tab, and head to greet her at the door.